Morning Chris

All the best for the cricket, you never know about the result, Jonny may be over confident, so you never can tell!

A

Hi CLP

Sorry to say I never watch the one show - I'm noit around at that time - but I'm sure its a great gig :-)

Andy - sorry to pounce on you - PAYE question I'm afraid

What are D0 and 0T tax codes and do I need to do anything fancy?

Thanks

Baggy xxx

Mornin' Chris.

Now then. Mind yourself playin' cricket. Don't follow in the footsteps a my aul War Hero Granddad whilst playin' down the YMCA wit 'is fags an' a box a Swan Vestas in 'is pocket.

Preparin' to take a good run-up an' nobble Billy Grimshaw, his arch-rival an' drinkin' pal, Granddad somewhat over-enthusiastically rubbed the ball on 'is trolleys when WHOOSH!! Up 'e goes like a sky-rocket wit 'is crutch on fire.

It had to be said that what really upset 'im was not the 3rd. degree burns to 'is weddin' tackle, nor the hilarity with which his dangerous and catastrophic predicament was received, but the fact that Grandma rushed out an' chucked 'is full pint over 'im to staunch the flames.

Achtung my friends.

Clodagh.xx

PS. Apologies if I've told that one before.. hohohohoho

Good luck with the cricket CLP - lots of padding I reckon

Not here really

Just wanted to wish my evil twin Crumpy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVIL TWIN!
Have a lovely day dear

right ofski.....

debs
x

Any road up. Deffo Austin Healey for the One Show.

Had star quality ever since bein' a cocky little Jack Russell wit the twinkle an' the little face yous never get sick a slappin', in the days of (both) our lost youth. Bless him.

Otherwise I'd climb right over 'im to get to Danny Baker meself. Oh if only...

Clodagh.xx

Hi Chris, hope you both enjoy the cricket and may you both be winners. Hope they soon find someone for the one show. Nice day here again. Bingo, enjoying your blog as I have toured Scotland - it was lovely and we had good weather most of the time - lovely scenery too.

Greetings CLP Boy & Each Bloggie In This Area…

Bingo Star ere….. Coming to you from a fast train in Cumbria… although a waz when a wrote this yesterdee... terdee am noot in Cumbria... but pretend it waz yesterdee & am coming live from the line down the line....

CLP - The One Show.... a show that's close ter me 'eart.... even though a rarely watch it az am too busy working & doing bits of stuff!!!!!!
One things a will say about The One Show... wish a waz the new co'ost.... being a capricorn az iz Chrisitne Bleakly am sure ther ewould be a natural chemistry between uz... if astro stuff iz ter believed... or we might just 'ate each other!!!!!!!!
Either way... this could ave been me BIG break inter TV. me BIG break CLP & a ainb't talkin' snoooker... but az ave goot no proven talent..... and INDEED probably ave no talent anyway.... a am snoookered... loooks like it's back ter driving a truck up & down the M6!!!!!!!!!

Must admit... The One Show started out just az a little extra tv show & loook 'ow it's growing inter one of the beeb's main shows!!!!!
It could end up az their premier show soon with international movie star guests, especially when Jono Wossy's show ends!!!!!!!



Bingo Star’s BIG Rail Trip Dee 5 Update :

So last neet a travelled back from Wick & Thurso, sadly a didn’t get ter visit John O’ Gaunts yet again…. ‘old on…. ‘old on just getting a message in me ear…. Soz John O’ Groats noot John O’ Gaunts!!!!
Yeah a didn’t get ter John O’ Groats yer again az a only ‘ad 65 minutes in Wick… a did enquire but the taxi driver said it’s do-able butta bit tight… the last DAMN IT thing a need iz spending a neet stuck the furthest north a could be in Britain and probably with Ian Botham at the end or INDEED start of anooother of ‘iz charithee walks!!!!!

A arrived back in Inverness a ten past eight & WHATTA COINCIDENCE the eight minutes past eight ‘ighland Chieftain thatta started me BIG journey on on Saturdee ‘ad just arrived from London!!!!!
A felt almost like a moment of de-ja vu or like a ‘ad sort of gone around full circle!!!!!
Sitting next ter the Intercity125 express waz the 20.55 overneet sleeper train for London Euston!!!!
This one of the most famous trains that runs in the UK & one in all me years of travelling ave NEVER been on!!!!!
In fact a will let yer all inter a little secretation!!!!!
Originally a waz planning ter start me journey on the opposite sleeper on the Fridee neet.. The 21.16 departure from Euston… complete with the blogger who’s name am noot allowed ter mention!!!!
A wanted it ter be a nice surprise for ‘er ter wake up Saturdee morning in the ‘ighlands of bonnie Scotland!!!!
And ter also relaise me own ambition ter travel on this most charismatic world famous train service!!!!
But az it’s somewhat expensive & when a booked in January… a sensed me relationship waz in doubt/ danger of trouble…. So a played it safer & went for the cheaper but still most nice Saturdee dee departure from Kings Cross!!!!!
The plan waz ter then ‘ire a ‘ire car in Inverness & explore the scenic ‘ighlands from the freedom a ‘ired ‘ire car!!!!!!
Anooother teem maybe!!!!!!

Terdee a checked out of me ‘otel & the ‘ighlands… but noot before a quick latte at Inverness station with fellow bloggie ‘ighland Lass & ‘er cute little 18 month old daughter!!!!!!!
Great ter meet ‘ighland Lass, just wish it ‘ad been for longer!!!!!!
Then it waz ter Glasgow with a quick change at Perth!!!!!
The journey waz the same route ter Perth… and sadly terdee’s train waz one of the boring modern sprinter trains!!!!!
Still a nice journey through the beautiful mountains of the Caingorms & a snow storm near Kingussie… but ter me there’s no passion in these plastic modern trains!!!!!
The journey waz far more enjoyable in the Intercity125 express from London on Saturdee!!!!
Ter me it iz important ter travel in a nice train az it makes the journey feel far better than just like being a passenger on s bus service!!!!!

Finally a arrived at Glasgow ter be met by Chrissie S & Mary!!!!!!
Onward for a chin wag & a wee few bonnie drinks… later joined by Gail & Gail’s ’ubby David for a few more drinks!!!!!
A great teem ‘ad by all & so nice ter meet all a met in Glasgow!!!!!!!
Glasgow iz such a wonderful city from the bit a saw!!!!! Reminds me slightly of Liverpool when yer right in the central area… lots of Georgian stone buildings!!!!!!
Shame ave never stayed in Glasgow & seen the city properly…. Must put this on me ter do list!!!!!!
A mean it’s near ter get ter than Inverness so no excuses really!!!!!!
The teem went so fast… four ‘ours in Glasgow but before a knew it we were saying our goodbyes & it waz teem ter do a dive onter me next train… the Virgin Pendelino London Euston express!!!!!!

The journey from Glasgow down ter Lancaster iz another spectacular bit of railway… skirting the mountains near Beattock… a place where a often used ter spend the neet in me tanker when a used ter regular truck upter Scotland!!!!
Then climbing up Shap summit & through Cumbria with views of the mountains of The Lake Distirct… with a beautiful western setting sun over the Irish Sea!!!!!!!!
Although a ‘ad booked the tickets ter London Euston… ave decided ter take the train only ter Wigan!!!!!!
Then do a dive ‘ome ter Liverpool!!!!!!!!!

A can say the great thing about all the trains a travelled on… every single one waz bang on teem everywhere!!!!!
A tell yer, there’s a lot wrong with Britain nowadays but the railways really do run like clockwork nowadess - EXCELLENT SERVICE if yer ask me!!!!!!
One reason a think why a wish a could getta job on the railway & be part of this success story!!!!!

Bye!

PS ALL - David Tennant would be a popular choice az 'e iz popular at present & just ended The Who gig... nowt ter do with Roger Daltery!!!!!

Bye!

Morning,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRUMPY xxx I hope you have a lovely day xxx

Good luck with the cricket Chris, make sure you are well padded. I used to have to watch Kent at Canterbury as a young girl, that's what comes of having an older brother, can't say it was the most exciting game but at least I understand the rules.

Talking of the older brother, rumour has it that they are on their way home from Morocco, hopefully on a plane as we speak! Thank goodness the skies are now open, although I've yet to see a plane or a vapour trail and I've been looking.

Alone again in the office today :(

AliB
xx

P.S. My choice for the One Show would be Chris Hollins. No offence to anyone but I don't like the Hamster, there is something a bit smarmey about him.......sorry - plus he needs a hair cut!

AliB
xx

Its alright baggy, pounce away.

D0 means all earnings are taxed at 40% so is straight forward. OT means no allowances, so is just like a normal code only the free pay each month is nil.

Hope that makes sense.

A

Ali

I know what you mean about teh hamster.

What about the prof? definitely get the science vote!

A

Good Morning CLP and friendly bloggers.

You are the one and only Chris. Friday will be THE One Show, the rest will be 2, 3, 4 and 5.

Don't know much about cricket but Phil Tuffers looked all right in the jungle. How about him for t'other One Shows!

Happy Birthday Crumpy and on HM's birthday too!

Bye for now.

MK

I love the hamster - no really I honestly do - if he wasn't married with kids! Know what you mean about the hair cut - and I like long hair on a man!

Andy - thanks - the people concerned have got an increase in tax - best warn them so they know.

Or!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'ow about a different R2 jock ter take a turn of presenting the One Show each dee of the week.....

Mondee - The Mayo... on a motorbike arrival from the Driveteem Gig (been done before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Tuesdee - Wrightie.... after The Big Show onter The One Show!!!!!!

Wednesdee - Sir Tel.... a perfect mid week slot ter give 'im plenty of golf teem between the Sundee R2 gig!!!!!

Thursdee - Jerr Vine - Current Affairs top man.... in between the election & Panaroooma... slick but authouritatively precise delivery!!!!!!!

Fridee - CLP Boy.... After a nice rest after getting up early for the R2 Brekkie gig!!!!!!!
(Aye CLP... does this mean yerv gotta lotta teem ter kill being stuck in London on a Fridee????
Fancy meeting up Fridee dee teem... We could go for visit ter Madam Tussaurds ter see yersen.... and some of the people yer might be intervieing... and at the same teem ter discuss some potential material ave goot for yer One Show gig!!!!!!!!!!)

Ahhhh it's all clicking inter place!!!!!!!!

Bye!

CLP - A see a photer ''as just arrived.... funny loooking cricket ball in the background!!!!!
Or iz it a bat???????

Either way... Jono S aka The master of cricket should be good at the one!!!!!!!
Can't win 'em all CLP man!!!!!!!

PS Crumpy - Just wanted ter say "'OPE YER AVE A REALLY NICE BIRTHDEE!!!!!!!!!! 'APPY BIRTHDEE 2U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Just a quickie, before I forget .....


ROB BRYDON FOR THE ONE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!





Back to the ironing ....

Deevs

x

Regarding the One Show, how about some eye candy for the girls say someone like Gethin Jones.

I liked the idea of Matt Dawson too but NOT Richard Hammond - he is on TV far too much and does need a hair cut.

eye candy - matt who used to be on blue peter and now does countryfile I think - hes pretty easy on the eye!

Morning all

Good luck with the sporting challenge today, Christoff, not sure about cricket though, it must be the most boring game on this planet, but what do I know? At least you have got a beautiful day for it.

As for the new One Show presenter (methinks a bit OTT this morning on that subject) does it HAVE to be a sports presenter? In fact I’m with Deevs, Rob Brydon would be perfect, although not really bothered ‘cos I will only be watching on a Friday, and then it clashes with Corrie! Is it to be believed that Christine might also be jumping ship?
Oh dear, a bit negative this morning, but that’s how I feel today. Note to self, must snap out of it.

Happy Birthday Crumpy, have a good one xx

Pen xx

Hi Chris: difficult choice to find the right guy for the One Show. I loved Adrian Chiles - his wee grumpy face appeals to me! I don't really mind who gets the job - my main interest will be in the Friday edition!

Hope you and Jonny are having a great time today.

To the lovely, lovely Crumpy: Happy Birthday! Hope you have great day. xx

Thanks to everyone who wished us a good time yesterday. We had such a laugh together - it was just a really terrific few hours. Yes, ok, we did have quite a lot of wine, but with all that chatting, you can find yourself needing something cool to drink!

mtd: I did see your wee message, but sorry, I only saw it this morning! Perhaps Bingo will be able to help! Hope you are ok - one of my bosses is stranded in Thailand - due back this evening, but will have to stay for almost another week!

C xx

Hello everyone :-)

Who is the One? Jose of course!!!

T xxx

Afternoon!

No comment on the One Show as not watched!

Seza - you can have Kirsty to help with your house hunt but please, pretty please can I have Phil??!! Also, 6 pairs of shoes and not one pair for yourself - humph!!

Rosie - good luck with the house signing and move.

Beez - not practical to move in with him at the mo as he is living in a shared house - not my idea of fun! Theatre was good! Look forward to the pics when the packages arrive :)

MTF - like gardening but not very good at it! Have to consult my mum on most things to do with it but I do enjoy it! Hope you have many a happy hour pottering and planting in your garden this year.

Nearly lunchtime and the sun is shining - shall I indulge in some shoe buying??!!

AS x

Chris Higgins for ONE!
Merry Bear.

These vapour trails are wreaking havoc with my sunbathing!!

Having a quick break from the backbreaking digging.

Its not till you sit and listen, that you realise just how much is going on around you.

We live well away from any roads, so dont hear any cars, but..

There is the half hourly steam train chuffing and puffing along (LOL)

The obviously busy air traffic coming over us from Cardiff, also the Bristol channel is one of the main flight paths into Heathrow too.

Then there are the birds, which I dont mind at all.

And today, I have finally heard the first cuckoo. Still waiting to see the Swifts though.

One more hours digging, then off to work.

Cheeerio.

MTF.xx

Thank you Auntie Sandy, it is rewarding eventually.xx

Afternoon all.

first things first... it's not as warm out as it looks. Should have kept me scarf on.

Re the new One Show host... why not a hostess? HRH Moira Stewart would get my vote. Bring a touch of class to the proceedings.

Beep beep beep beep

Hells Bells: Christoph, what’s your current position?
Big Chief CLP: Sitting.
HB: No, where the ‘eck are you?
CLP: I’m about to leave for the White House, my little executive prod, what’s up – is the President on the line?
HB: No, no, he’s ok – listen I’ve something to ask you – its just, well, it just a wee bit delicate . .
CLP: Come’on my little Hull-based angel, you can tell me anything . .
HB: Well, you know the way you’re quite close to the President and you’d talk to him on a daily basis almost?
CLP: Uh-huh . .
HB: Well, its just that I never get to talk to him at all and I really really, well no, its .. .. I think I have a crush on him!
CLP: Blinkin’ Nora, Hel, what do you want me to do about it? Get a grip – we’re in the middle of a DJ crisis here
HB: I was just wondering if you could bring back something that belongs to him . . .not steal anything, a used hankerchief or something
CLP:: That’s just weird, Helen – give me a break, please!!!
HB: Sorry, I know, its just, he’s dreamy . . .
CLP: Yeah and you want to check out his nose garbage . . . yeah, that’s going to work for you!! Weirdo!!!

Beep beep beep beep . . . .

I think Robert LLewellyn would make a great co-host. He's done loads of presenting. He's done loads of interviewing and he acts too. He seems an interesting person and he also seems interested in others. I think he would be a good choice. Also, he seems quite 'normal' which would be a refreshing choice from some kind of smoothie...

How about me for the One Show - I'm a little odd-looking, have a Black Country accent and own a number of slightly-too-small M&S jumpers. No-one will even notice AC's gone, at least until Christine edges so far over towards the other side of the sofa, she falls off the end - never been a hit with the ladies,me

UC - are you sure you're not AC?!?!

Good to see you back.

Deevs
x

Victor Meldrew would also fit into ACs shoes!

MTF.xx

Gotta fly.>.>.>.>.>......

UC - I also am odd looking, have a brummie accent in the company of those with a strong accent - sorry JT - and own too small jumpers and have never been a hit with the ladies!

Are we twins?

It suddenly all makes senses, UC absence while the new contract ws negotiated. UC must be AC!

Well spotted Deev's

My jelly beans have got nettle and spinach in them.

I knew there was something I just couldn't put my finger on!

MTF, really gotta fly now.xx

Baggy - Brummie accent????????????????????????????? Methinks not hon!

How's the Moonwalk training coming along?

Deevs
x

How many times did Chris Evans say "The One Show" on his programme this morning?

Deev - listen to me when I am with JT and beesmum - it comes on and I can't shift it!

Moonwalk training steady, I know I can walk at least 10 miles without thinking - have the correct clothes and am building on stamina (walking up 6 flights of stairs to work) and fitness (regular gym workout and body conditioning).

I need songs to listen to while walking as will be on my own for about 6-8 hours - all suggestions greatfully recieved.

Deev - you still volunteering? will expect an extra loud cheer when I see you!

Afternoon all. Still lovely and sunny but that wind is biting cold. Should definitely have left your scarf on MonkeyS.

UC - great idea - in fact black country accents unite - Baggy, mine is coming back with a vengeance with the company I keep and you don't have a brummie accent !!! I do quite like the idea of Rob Brydon though or Bingos idea of a DJ a day. Or what about a blogger a day?

AS - thought my shoes were on next day delivery - wrong ! Will do pic when they arrive though. Agree - shared house - not a good idea.

Chrissie - just how many "cool drinks" did you get though :)

Beez xx

Patricia - more than ONE! x

Baggy - had to pull out of the volunteering due to the new circumstances in my life. Getting into London isn't as clear-cut as it was, there's the no job situ at the mo so didn't want to go down the hotel route and weekends are more about my new family (and a certain 7 year old) now.

Please, please don't think I'm nagging but please make sure you do a 20 mile training walk before the event. 10 miles isn't even half way of what you are undertaking, and bearing in mind you're doing it at night when your body usually rests and recouperates, it's one heck of a challenge.

As for songs - I posted on here when you first asked: The Ramones - Blitzkreig Bop.

You will be power walking around London stomping to the Hey Ho Let's Go bits - I guarantee!

I used to save up the Russell Brand podcasts and listen whilst doing my training walks - gawd knows what the cars thought, seeing this woman power walking in near hysterics!

And one final piece of advice: on the night, be sure to take in the view. As you know, I am no stranger to London but to walk across Tower Bridge, see the Tower of London, Victoria Embankment, the South Bank in the early hours of the morning is quite simply breathtaking.

And I will sponsor you when you have crossed the finish line, job or no job. And that's a promise.

Good luck!

Cheryl x x

Oh I'm feeling so confused!

Just been sorting out these people who keep on asking me if I want my gas from electric company, electric from gas company, television from phone company and so on.

They don't know why I should feel happy with what I've got.

I'm off to make a cappuccino and then return to listen to what normal people have to say.

MK

Never mind the One Show for a minute - what's going to happen to The Apprentice - You're Fired? I love that programme and Adrian Chiles was absolutely brilliant on it.

x

I think Tim Lovejoy from something for the weekend would be ideal for the one show, he doesn't take himself too seriously and is already on the beeb.

Oooooooooooh eye candy: George Lamb?!?

Mind you, during my job search there's always the obstacle of the "internal applicant" so maybe Dom Littlewood's in with a shout ....?!?!

Deevs'

Internal applicant? What kind of jobs are you applying for?

LOL Unc! Trust you to think along those lines .....!!!

Deevs & Andy.

I thought that yesterday's ChristosAndros could have been AC (CA)
don't know about UC

MK

Blimey MK - are you suggesting we have a celeb blogger in our midst?

Cripes!

x

Regarding 'internal applicant', if they gave it to that Gyles bloke, there would be zilch chance of me ever watching!

Pen xx

Hmmm, good point Pen. And another thing. I've always had my suspicions that that tall mildly good looking fella on The One Show (I think he's called Justin Rowland?) is the same person as tree-hugger Lucy Seagal. They are so so similar in appearance, and to my knowledge, have never appeared on the One sofa together at the same time ......

Change of subject, good oldies playing on SW this arfo, only it's not SW, it's RA!

Pen xx

Baggy good luck with the training and the actual walk. As for music - would think you need a wide variety to help keep you going!

MTF - yep, very rewarding! Enjoyed picking my own tomotaoes, peppers, runner beans and potatoes last year aswell as seeing my garden bloom with lovely flowers! In fact bought an evergreen Jasmine from M & S (other shops available etc) at lunch!

Beez - am off to indulge in a little internet shopping now me thinks - needs a skirt or 2 for holiday!

Deevs - One Show broadcast from Birmingham so we could be The Ones and could present it 50/50 :)

Pen - is RA better listening than SW?

Marjie - hope the confusion has passed!

AS x

LOL AS - am now practising my chorus of .... ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just heard a bit of RA talking to someone about his football journalism/writing and thought I'd share with yous lot my next career move, should a job not happen at my doorstep soon .....

A book.

Footballer's Tattoos

A coffee table tome, akin to Madge's norty effort of a few years back, researching and photogaphing the origins of ...... footballer's tattoos!

Even if it doesn't sell any, just think of the fun I'll have researching it!

;-)

Deevs
x

AS, I don't mind SW or RA, it's nice to have a change. But, of course, no-one compares to one CLP!

Pen, who, despite the sunshine, is b****y cold xx

AS.

Thinking clearly again now thank you.

Usually politely say "no thank you" and put phone down on cold callers. However, one day last week I found myself listening to such a charming, Irishman who must have kissed the blarney stone and (sounded like our very own TW) and, lo and behold I said "yes"

So today have been cancelling before the seven days are up.

All's well now.

MK

Just heard that I didn't get the dream job I went for yesterday. Now in a bit of a state to say the least.

Laters.

Hi All

Greetings from the Shanghai correspondent....

IMHO I agree with the hampster for the one show but haven't they already said that that Chris bloke from Breakfast TV will be doing Monday to Thursday???

Interesting thought Deev - work with it....

I have heard tonight that you can get UG booties for 12 squid here... Will investigate further tomorrow.

btw what was wrong with wot Suzie said yesterday???

Bingo - I am so glad that you got to meet HLS, hopefully when I am next in the area I will be able to do the same. I am glad that you had a good time with the glaswegian contingent as well - they are all lovely people as I am sure that you knew already.

We did the Bullet train in Shanghai today - it goes up to 430kph..... which is wierd on the ground (or near to it anyway...)

Still plenty to do on this unexpected holiday - but I think that most people are now resigned to the fact that we ain't going anywhere fast....

Unbelievably it is now past midnight here... I so miss being with you all in real time.

Anyway I'll check in again tomorrow (or later today for you night owls...)

mtd ffb xxx

As usual it took me so long to type the previous post, my comment to Deevs was totally out of context....

Sorry to hear that you have been blown out again Chezza - something will eventually turn up I am sure - How is Nic's job search going?

mtd ffb xxx

so sorry to hear about the job Deevs, thinking of you honey xxx

That's just pants Deevs, hang on in there lovely xx

Nic is out at the mo seeing a chap from an agency about work, and a few irons in the fire.

I feel completely and utterly done in, exhausted and useless. I give my all at interviews, the post-interview vibe is a good one, the feedback from the agencies is always, without fail, glowing. But there's always a " ...but ..." which is when they say (delete as appropriate) one candidate slightly better matched their spec / internal candidate / blah blah blah.

I am just so fed up. I may as well just go sign on and consign myself to daytime tv and prozac.

What have I got to do to get a job!!??!

Pen - don't very often listen to SW - don't like all the 'love your show' comments! Feel as if that is the only way to get a mention!

MTD - sounds as if you are enjoying the unexpected holiday! Will you be able to travel home any earlier now the skies are open again?

Marjie - well done on remembering to cancel everything in time!

Deevs - sorry to hear that ((( ))) think thats the recongnised sign for a hug, onwards and upwards something better is round the corner - The One Show is waiting for us to pounce!

AS x

Deevs - afore I return to the world of trying to get two bits of software designed not to work together to work together, just remember that a) you are in a much better place personally than have ever been, b) something will come along, probably when you least expect it - as it will for Nic too and c) there's not enough Prozac in the world to get you through a day of Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women and 60 Minute Makeover. Try cider instead.

Have a good evening one and all - off to retreat back into my shell comtemplating when I'll next be able to escape....

Hi AS - doesn't look as if we will get an earlier flight. There was a flight today which had some VAV's that were delayed from 15th April...

Still as you say we are making the most of the unplanned extra holiday and meeting a few more interesting people along the way...

Time for me to hit the sack - nite nite all.

mtd ffb xxx

Thanks for that UC - there is a can of something Scrumpy in the fridge actually.

I just don't think I can face any more interviews. Really. Honestly. Just can't do this anymore.

Nic's due home in about 20 minutes or so. Tea is on the go (amazed I didn't slice any more chunks out of my fingers as I couldn't see a thing whilst wielding the knife over the chopping board). I've fixed my make-up twice now but just keep crying it off - nice one.

Jonny Saunders for the new One Show Host

Afternoon peeps
Firstly Deev, cariad, so sorry to hear the dream job was not to be. Keep on being positive. We all know your qualities and somthing will come along.

Next - thank you all so much for my birthday wishes, here and on FB. I have had a lovely day.
Lots of cards, and gifts plus lunch out with work pals.
Just back from the hairdresser and Adam is finishing off leek and smoked haddock risotto for supper.
Already had my post-work gin and there is a bottle of prosecco in the fridge!
Fab!

See you later if I am still sober!
ttfn, Crumpy xx :o)

Just wanted to say don't despair, Cheryl.

It's NOT you, it's the way life is at the minute. And it certainly isn't lack of effort; everybody has to have an element of luck in this situation, and as I said to you before, it's simply the right position hasn't found YOU yet.

That's not to say stop trying. It's all experience; although I absolutely understand you must have an awful feeling of rejection. But don't take it personally; it isn't personal, not at all. If you start to believe you're not good enough or liked enough, then that's what you'll give out and your spirit will suffer.

So allow yourself to feel down and fed up...for now. And then pick yourself up, dust yourself down.. and prepare yourself to be all shiny and new for the job that's good enough for YOU. It will come along, you'll see. And you'll appreciate it all the more when it does.

Clodagh.xx

Thanks Clodagh (and everyone) .... just when I'd managed to stop crying n'all ...... x x x

Evening troops, hope you're all ok. Wonder how the cricket sporting challenge went? The gymanstics video from last week was the funniest so far I think!

Cheryl so sorry to hear your news, will keep on crossing everything that the right job comes along soon. Listen to Clodagh, she talks a lot of sense x

Happy Birthday Crumpy, sounds like you have been spoilt today! Hope you enjoyed your risotto and that the prosecco is going down a treat!

Glad you enjoyed your trip round Bonnie Scotland Bingo and yes you're right, there are a lot of similarities between Glasgow and Liverpool (speaking as a Scouser who spent 5 years in the Weeg!)

If you're still awake mtd glad to hear you're making the best of your extended trip. I know of people stuck in Australia, NYC and Florida, the last lot can't get a fight until the 1st May!

Had an extra day off from work today and spent it the wedding of a girl who used to work with us. She's from Hong Kong and so quite far from home, so I'm glad a few of us made the effort to join her on her special day.

Hope everyone else has had a good day

Rx

Hello everyone.

Well its been a gorgeous sunny day here, but quite cold in the breeze.

Spotted some vapour trails this morning and was hoping that the stranded people are starting to get home , we only live 15 miles from Mcr airport , but it still seems very quiet and have not heard anything taking off.

Deevs, sorry to hear this job hunting is getting you down. I sincerely hope you are lucky soon, and you find something that suits you. I agree with Clodagh, have a good old cry get it out of your system and then move on up a gear. I know its easier said than done, but we are all routing for you.

Every time i hear the theme tune to the one show, i think of the Royle family show at Christmas .

MC xx

Deevs..

Clodagh's right. Allow yourself to feel down at the moment and cry asmuch as you want to.

Then after a while you will be rearing to go again and show them just what you're made of.

It seems to me that when we want something so badly we have to be brought right down before we finally get it.

I find that sad music helps me to wallow in misery and almost enjoy it.

MK

Hi everyone.

Deevs, I hope you can keep believing in yourself, look how many others do.xx

I wont play down, how tough rejection is, I know and can only say to you, keep on going, with your head held high.

Its been very warm here today and I am now sporting the usual pink scalp!

Still, garden now taking shape and things are sprouting too.

I popped along, to see the Mother to be on her nest today. Father was having a swim nearby. I nearly trod in one of his "messages" that he has left in plentiful supply, boy do they poop. LOL!

Now theres something I could bring back to spread amongst the roses.

I bet the local horticultural society haven't come across that one.

Oh, if anyone hasn't a clue what I am prattling on about, its Swans.

Couple more pics going on fb soon.

The biggest thrill of the day was seeing an animal that I didn't know existed on the Levels.

I had my camera ready but wasn't close enough to get a good shot.

No-one is going to believe me until I provide the evidence.

Now I know roughly where it is, I shall do my best to get closer next time.


MC, I've still got my Easter egg mountain and its growing!!!

What to have for dinner this time of night???

MTF.xx

Evening All.

Well said as usual Clodagh. Said my bit on fb so big hugs on here too Deev.

Rosie - got clients in Florida due back today but they have decided to wait until the madness over and have booked for the 5th - well they do have a house there!!! Nice you went to the wedding.

Hope Adam still spoiling you Crumpy - cheers...

Don't get too close to those swans MTF!!!

You mentioned the C word MC!!

Beez xx

Beez, you want to see just how mobile this fairy can be.

MTF.xx

Evening,

Bigs hugs to you Deev, nothing for me to say that hasn't already been said - you is a top bird and someone out there is deserving of you working for them {{{}}} xxx

MC, My brother and his family landed at Manchester Airport this evening! Thank goodness they are home safe and sound, my mother was beside herself!

Can I put the ranty pants on for a mo?

I've just got back from a church AGM closely followed by a church meeting. Now my church has over 50 members, guess how many turned up tonight???? 13!!!! What is it with everyone, I bet now that any decisions that have been made will be moaned at by those that weren't there - well come to the meeting, then you can have your say but don't moan if you can't be a***d to turn up!!! Either you care about the church and what we do and what goes on or you don't.

Ranty pants off now.

MTF, There is a pair of swans on the river near me, but I haven't spotted their nest yet. I'll keep my eyes peeled.

Night Night
AliB
xx

Oops just re read my post and it should the last lot can't get a FLIGHT not a fight! Don't think getting in a fight is a good idea in Florida!!

Rx

Night Night Ali, let me know if you see any babies.xx

Will do MTF xx

Well said Ali. Same goes for folk who don't vote etc - even if your person doesn't get in you have put your opinion there. I've missed a stack of bolt hole village meetings but bless em, they keep me advised by email - that may be an alternative. Distance is my problem - not apathy.

MTF - just be carefull - those swans can move.... and fly don't forget!!!

Beez xx

Forgot to charge my phone so only just received message from Annie - no idea when she sent it - will dare say find out when I reply... she says hello to the blog - frozen to death yesterday but today been lovely.

About to text her tonights minus 1 forecast - all cover your ears!!!!

Beez xx

Evening!

Aeroplanes not flying over Britain due to some ash in the atmoshpere!

This wouldn't happen in Sweden!

Good day!

PS Britain should make the most of this ash, it's the only time they will have more important ashes than the Aussies!

This wouldn't happen in Sweden!

Good night!

MMM.

There never was much happenin' in Sweden, sunshine.

Sweet dreams.

Clodagh.xx

Mount-Morris-Montague

Your PS looks very familiar, had you forgotten that you had posted it already under a different guise?

MMM you been on the irn bru????? Your trip sounded lovely. Thanks for the info along the way. Night night. That wouldn't happen in Sweden either........

Beez xx

Beez post 81, of course I wont forget to fly, after all, its what I do best ;)

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Annie, its been a scorcher here since last week, but I dont think you will want to hear that!

Hope you are having a lovely time.xx

MTF.xx

Yes, now theres a thought, MMM, instead of the negativity about Sweden and what doesn't happen...

Give us a taster of what does happen.

MTF.xx

I am personally, a huge fan of gravadlax.

MTF.xx

MTF - the language in Annies first text on the boat to Stornoway was a tea screen moment - actually - wine t-shirt!! Hilarious! Will pass on your message when I have the nerve! Get your wings ready for when those cygnets arrive and you get too close!

Beezxx

Evening... again!

B's Mum - You say my trip sounded lovely, I do not know what you are talking about, uz swedes never trip!
We tread very carefully!
Have you not ever driven a Volvo?
Feel the precision!

Clodagh - There's alot going on in Sweden!
We just don't believe in blowing our own trumpets, mainly due a stable diet (no baked beans & certainly no Brussels sprouts!)
We believe in not letting Brussels interfere with our magnificent country!

Good Night... again!

Sorry that's meant to be 'us', not uz!

MTF - You ask for a taster of what does happen!

We eat swedes, lots of them!

Not that we are cannibals, I mean the most magnificent vegtable!

Good Night.. again!

Mount-Morris-Montague

Just to say it was nonsense the first time as well as England won the last Ashes Series.

Legs Eleven, Two Fat Ladies, Clickety Click, HOUSE!

Dont take up the One Show Full time Chris.
You will be a major loss if you did.
They have all the Beeb lined up for the Gig!
Maybe Will Carling has some free time to do it after the Election!

MMM - moi? a Volvo? erm - you know me :))- that would be a NO!!! Did work for someone along while ago who swore by them - had to move it once. Nearly fell asleep in the car park and he'd left the seat heating button on..... erm - do I really want a hot bum......... tee hee...

Beez xx

Oh BTW MMM, I forgot to say......

Evening.. again!

Barney Upon Severn - England winning The Ashes!

This wouldn't happen in Sweden!

Legs Eleven, Two Fat Ladies, Clickety Click: Is this because you like numbers, since you are upon seven?

I must, now, retire to my sleeping quarters!

Good Night.. again!

Mount-Morris-Montague

I'm currently reading "The girl who kicked the hornet's nest"

Does that kind of thing really happen in Sweden?

LOL Barney
Did I hit the 100?

Beez xx