Me First !!!???

Beez ???

You are Beez

Sorry to hear the news about the job Nicki.

You were OBVIOUSLY too good for them ;-)

Hmph.

Just a quickie - will catch up proper laters from home.

So manic here over this flippin' tender so I've done the decent thing and cancelled my nail bar appointment. Gonna be a late finish here methinks!

New nails will have to wait til Chewsday.

Hey ho.

Anyone got a hidey-hole I can borrow? Under a desk? In a cupboard? I promise to be quiet and not drink all the gin. Yet!

Laters lovelies.

Stressed
Out
Deevski
x x x

Afternoon Chris,

Look out for Scoobs there, if you go.
I'd leave your wallet at home if I were you!

It's must be vast, the amount of planning and prep that goes into CiN, good work fellas

......from last blog....

.........Beez, Debs....I know I am going to regret this but, that's it, S@d it!

I've completed 8 out of 12 drawings and it has to be in first thing Tuesday.
Looks like my first thing is going tobe about 5am on Tuesday and crack on until it's done....which will hopefully be before they ring to ask where the hell it is!

Still, fantastic family call and I can't wait to spend three days doing nothing with them.

I think we may have to have a two way split tomorrow with the CMM and her clone going to see Hannah Montana, whilst I educate the mini-me in the ways of Tim Burton and his fab looking 3D fillum Coraline.

BTW- has anyone seen 3D recently....went to see Monsters v Aliens recently and it was amazing!

Rips
x

Debs, you're more than welcome btw.
Posh Sausages only, mind!

Thunder - it's a first I'm first for anything these days !!! boo hoo

Was only thinking this morning what was Tel on about CIN but 9 weeks to the car thingy - crumbs! I wonder who put Noah up to asking mum permission to go off for a couple of hours!! I can see that boy being used for such like for years to come!!!

Beez xx

Rips - that'll do me !!! S@dit!!!! Brilliant me man.

Beez xx

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Deev, can't!

Toodles, may see you all later.

Rips

xxxx

Deev - loads of undrunk gin - get yerself up here -don't drink the stuff - you will need to pick up some tonic on your way.

Rips - I will be doing a Deev - here for a while yet and probably over week-end too! Gets me away from Mr Grumpy or if he descends on office I go back in house - bit like those little weather/clock people.

Beez xx

i thought Monday is Star Wars day....
Tiggs xxx

It is Tiggs, I don't there's a show on Monday...

JG x

good point, see, that's what being a lady of leisure does for you!

well howdy guys! (well that is if you haven't already left for your Bank Holiday Weekend)

Don't worry Beez and Deev - I'll be here for a wee while yet

I'd recommend King Prawns with White Mushrooms in a Black Bean Sauce - had it last night and it was Yummy! Normally I'd have gone for the duck but fancied a change.

Quack

well done dreamur!!!

Hi Dooks

I must look out for that it sounds really good

JG x

Good choice dreamur....

Good on ya dreamur

x

Cheryl,

I have space under my desk if you want to hide, but only until 5.30 then its home time. you will then have to fend for yourself I am afraid.

have a good weekend all and might see you later if I can get the boys in bed early enough. If not see you on Tuesday.

Nick.

is this the Willo the Wisp toon?

God can't believe it, one minute I'm all excited that I've arrived on a virgin blog when sh@T me pooter goes down and I've missed my moment and next minute i'm 10th on or maybe more by now!. I'm rantin and a ravin at the mo, the toad tha t has been renting my dads house has not only not paid £700.00 rent but has not vacated the premises. the estate agents have been crap- those of you that live in rugby its n*****s the ones on the corner opposite the advertiser. I never thought that I'd get excited about the mention of the Rugby Obsever but it did make me home sick. Never Mind I'll be home On May 14th for A WEEK.

Any way thats my rant, enjoy ARF AND FNWC, already started here.

Thanks rips, welcome newbies, enjoy bridget moment Deev, mine's coming to an end, Mr maw home tomorrow, still time for more wine and the last of cold feet complete series, forgotten how fun it was. James nesbitt has a cheeky smile.

SWF I'm from The Mumbles and really miss it, haven't lived there for 27 years boohoo.

Thank you BigNick - now there's an offer!

They are STILL working on the document ..... faffing about!!! Grrrrrrr!!!

Prawn Balls!

Me
xx

Thanks m-a-w ...... will enjoy my 4 days of solace, if I ever get home!

Friday night Backup underway! - Yee haw!

Will be in on Monday - not everyone is off ya know! But thankfully lots of peeps are and therefore I will be able to get on and get loads of stuff done.

Quack

Ohhh No Chris! Take that flat cap off! Just peeped at the web cam - it does nothing for you IMOH!

WEEEE! back up complete bleep sounded - back shortly!

Quack

me too Dooks and I agree totally, someone text him!!!
I would but my phone has gone all Pete Tong ....

It's bank holiday in France and for weeks our village has been advertising "Vinde Grenier 1er Mai" so I thought great a big knees up, stalls, food, wine etc, but no the translation is vacuum attic- a freeking garage sale. I went with my freshly baked victoria sandwich and thought stuff you I'll go and eat it myself! Mind you they have got the whole bank holiday thing sussed. They have the holiday on the proper date, they have three in May and if they fall on a Tuesday or Thursday they have the Monday and Friday as bridge days. So every day is a holiday- game on. Sorry was that a bit anokakish.

M-A-W

that's that sorted!

Tiggs yep I'm sure it was Will 'o the Wisp tune Chris played

Egg boxing to look forward to now on my return home.

Quack

My song !!!!!! Yay yippee dooo

Beezer xxxx

I Feel Good


even tho I am still working !!!

That should have been anorakish, god thats even worse - more wine any one joining me------- please

got a 7 up (teetotal) will that do?

And a pink lemonade... also on the wagon! xx

Come on Eileen - wot great tunes tonight. Agree take that cap off Chris.

Pen x

Lyndy,
This is getting regular.
You go to Andorra and go on the wagon on your return.

Must be one hell of a party over there ;-)

Beez. they're playing your song!

Sorry to hear your news Nicky.

Weheee, looking fwd to Chicago even more now, ta girlies. I've also heard it's quite shekshy - hmmm!

Debs2- will let you know.

Chezza, ah, won't you miss him a little bit?

Why haven't I got sunshine? Bring me sunshine.

Chris and everyone else, have a great weekend.

A x

PS when they used to play this on the radio me and my mates used to sing "Cor Blimey" instead of Come on Eileen!

CLP.

Sorry.

I have to agree with earlier bloggers.

.......Ditch the hat!

LOL boleyngirl...... I'll do that in future although I can't help hear that song without thinking of the England version....

Still at the fun factory .... been here since 10 to 8 this morn and flagging BIG TIME!!

All over one Tender ....

Boleyn - maybe a tiny bit but in all honesty for the first time in my life I feel confident and happy with my own company. I've always been dependent on a fella one way or the other, and just these few days apart once a year, I find quite liberating! I was actually in a bit of a hissy as he's not going til the morning - they usually go up to the Lakes on a Friday after work which gives me 5 days of "me" time (sorry Rips!) but this year I'm only getting 4.

If, however, I happen upon am eight-legged-freak in the house ... will be yelling for manhelp from the rooftops of Suffolk!

Ha!

3rd draft of Tender currently being mauled .... GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Deevski, Employee Of The Year
x x x

Yep, I also think it looks a bit odd CLP

Oh come on Eileen!! I've just been invited to have a game of boules with my Fronky neighbours - a big break through- Sebastian has just knocked on my door or Monsieur Fagon as I call him-he's always got a ciggie in his mouth. I'll let you know how I get on. (oo er )

Deev, you can come and hide in my drinks cupboard,you'd have a whale of a time as we forget about it .We seem to drink more wine and beer more than spirits these days so Im sure you'll find something you fancy.
Bridge x

Ah Chez, yer big girl's blouse. Spiders are friends not foes. Hope you have a great time, hey whatabout a blog party chez toi?

A x

M & W, is it a Gauloise ciggie?

A x

MAW - I'm here with you - *chink* - is the 1st of may the day you give everyone lily of the valley - le muguet? I loved that when I lived there.

Deevs - keep the metal collander on ye head girl!

Beez - we're in the s@dit club! - thats my 3rd club this week - BTC, SWD and now this - plus I am an onerary welsh bird - its no wonder I havent got time to work!

Lyndy-loo - was Andorra a hols or job? I used to be a chell girl in me yoof.

right - Beez - got a plan - got first glass of chards - cant have another until

I
DO
ONE
REPORT

there thats an incentive - just watch me type now!

Happy FNWC peoples
Deevs - hang in there.......

Hiya bondy - got new piccis of puppy yet?

in a bizzle - as the yoof of brizle say
debs2
X

Chez, we could get tipsy, run amok in your house, then go down the lottie and dance around like on the Good Life. WE might even nick your leeks!

A x

I hate spiders too, and they always seem to appear when I'm on my own! (sorry Deev!)

But, since we got the current mutt, we never see them, so presume that he eats them.

He eats bees and wasps too, gets stung and then is sick, so it's quite possible!

JG x

JG, that's one silly mutt.

A x

Boleyn - fancy that - will dig out pink wellies!!

Still here Debs and Deev - flagging - but still here - got stuff to get in post so will be a bit of a Jenson to get to post by 6.30. May well leave rest until tomorrow.

On the water as well - so no wine again for me tonight - booooo hoooo

Beez xx

MAW - funny that about your neighbour with a funny franglais name - my friend who lives in the charante - has a neighbor called Monsieur WizWaz - as every morning he has a wee outside his house on the big tree - she wouldnt mind but hes about 250 and very weatherbeaten
LOL
bon chance avec le boules.....
debs2
X

Beez - bagsy me be Barbara!
A x

Evening,

I have just eaten a profiterole, but I think the cream is bad. Eaten another 6 just to make sure, and now feel a bit moby.

Our takeaway night is tomorrow, but now really fancy a Shatin feast. Tastes better than it sounds eh Deev?

Oh, and we have 9 more sleeps til heading off on holibobs. Yay.

MW, a! - who still hasn't studied those bond enthalpy wotsits, but has had a good idea for tatt.

By the way, Beez, re. bubbles at the wedding, we're having those as well, on the tables at the reception, in little pretend champagne bottles! (I promise I won't mention the wedding again)

A x

MWa, that's gross. My mate texted me this afternoon to say she'd just eaten 6 picnic eggs, they were supposed to be for her little girls 1st bday party.

Shatin feast - q'est ce que c'est?

A x

No idea boleyngirl, sorry I know you're from Webb Ellis town you don't work for said estate agents do you?

Deev enjoy your time on your own, it's very carthartic, I used to be on my own at least 3 times a week up till we came here and it was pants but now its now only once a month for a few days, so its a nice balance. But I have to say I love my me time ( and I don't mean that in a Gavin and Stacey way!) By the way not name dropping or anything my bezzy mate is Gwen in said programme.

M-A-W

Thanks Debs2
Gotta go in a min but thought I'd throw this one in for all of you that has dogs. Mine woz spooked last weekend by a hot air balloon and now wont go out into the garden without looking up to the sky bark at a cloud and run into the house. She's a big gorgeous black lab, not a poncy french poodle, ooh am I being a bit doggy racist!

Been digging around for a yard-arm, and finally found it, have assessed the sun's position and poured the first glass of wine...

Was going to wait for BinL + fiancee, but he's faffing around with summat or other, so have no idea what time they'll get here.

Did have a weird text, saying they'd let me know about the takeaway, does that mean what type, or whether they want one? hmmmm

JG x

M&T..mine is just plain daft, barks at his own tail, chases thunder round the garden, and won't permit any birds or insects within 50 yds of him....

I've pretty much given up trying to understand him

JG x

MAW - indeed not. A maverick music teacher moi. Throw a boule pour moi s'il vous plait.

A x

debs2..... I forgot. Will take some this weekend...

Ahhh I have two bottles of wine downstairs in the fridge, so am having to battle urge not to open one now!!

Must wait for weekend guest to arrive tomorrow. I must!

Not being made easier as most recent ex (can't even call him that . . .blokey I attempted to start a relationship with?) is being pathetic, and winding me up. arrgghh!!

I swear that wine is calling me . . .

SWF

MAW - I LOVE G&S - watch it everytime I am kooking in me kitchen after CLP ont DVD - can she make omlettes? LOL
debs2
PS - Beez - one down report/glass of chards
onto next one - report/glass of chards

one down 32 go - hmm reports OR wine.......

maybe - maybe not ;-D
bizzles
debs2

PPS - Deevs.........?????

JG - is your mutt a lab? If so my sister's lab eats spiders . . .very handy!!

SWF - doooont get me started on blokey issues - had major chats with lovely supportive ladies on here last weekend - very helpful - wont bore anyone on here but if you want to chat add me on facecloth
debs2
X
PS - its FNWC - churlish not to have a glass of wine when blogging on a FridayNight.....

Hi SWF, no he's a Welsh terrier (on my profile pic on t'other side)

Looks like the folks are on their way, so might disappear for a while without notice lol

JG x

Would like to join you all on t'other side what do i have to do- not on face book at mo.

drbs2 Yes she can make a mean omlette- wots your favorite one

M-A-W

Mistletoe,

It's quite easy. All you need to do is create a FB profile then look for CLP Bloggers....

MAW - I like a nice bit of ham and mushroom with eggs in a ham and mushroom omlete
plus tommy K - funnily enough - an omlete is the ONLY thing I have tommy K

get yeself on facecloth girlie - if I can do it anyone can! and we will all help you along the way - I'm not a high user of it and still finding feet but its fun!

debs2
X

Debs2,

Just added you on facecloth . . . well I hope it's you anyway! So many lovely peeps from here have been finding and adding me, that I was being lazy and not adding anyone myself!

Well when you put it like that seems rude not to join you all with a glass . . .

SWF

SWF - got me - got you - sent you a precis of the 'story so far'......

got ye wine yet fellow blod!?
debs2
X

Rips, from earlier blog
You is cheeky -didn't arf make me chuckle - I guess chuckling's a thing I will have to get a grip of!!

Be careful with the bbq, greasy hair + flames = ???

going now FNW well under way, just startin number 3 (is that bad, nah didnt' think so)

Nicki

Nicki - nah!
go frit!

BTW - I think i just need to explain that i am a fully paid up member of the Accent Disorder Club (ADC) that means one word can be
- norven - born in Lancashire
- sarf - did my time in London
- posh - one worked in Newbury darhling for the V riche
- n brizzle - I doos like a really good vicky pollard n that n you aint erd noffing n that yet because that chantelle.....
- oh and now I am an onerary blod - learning welsh in style of Stacey

so I really dont know what I akshully should sound like......

confuseddebs2
X

PS - Hazel_love - hope you dont mind the plagiarism of 'akshully' what if I reference you - Oh - I think I did LOL

plagiaristdebs2
X

Oh dear - now I'm signing myself off in the style of Deevs - oh no oh no oh no

best go an put me curry on me thinks!

Debs2 wots occurriiiiiiing

MAW - oooooooooooh just about to put me tea on truth be told - its like I used to say to Eddie - Eddie - I knows you wants me for yourself - but theres a whole load other truckers out there know I need a curry on a friday - end of.
tidy
debs2
x

ee olde boules didn't last long before the rain stopped play, but not before I had a bit of banter off the old boys. the older fronkys are much better fun than the the younger ones.

PS MAW - oh - howd it go with them next door?
ness
x

MAW - oh - you been down seen the psychic today - ows you knows I's gonna ask you that?
ness

debs2 is it me an thee on this yr web tha neet? Gawd it sounds more like ,no it's left me . oh sh9T FORGET IT

MAW - good try my friend! you sound like BINGO! - or Fred from Corrie - RIP

but you're right I reckon everyone else is stuck in
a) traffic
b) booze-ing
c) well - hmmm - too early before the watershed to say anything else!

But I might have to go soon too -

GDaughter (gawjus/grumpy depending on minute/hour/day) is about to land home and then I have NO HOPE in getting on pooter to blog

lovely sharing your company tonight - since its quiet - go on - get yesel set up on facecloth
debs2
X

Hello guys, happy FNWC!

No wine for me though, due to pills etc. So will be here with a nice cup of camomile tea later. Pizza to be ordered soon, need a lazy night.

Hope that everyone has had a good day, pretty mixed one for me. Did get told that I looked gorgeous though! But then maybe their meds haven't kicked in yet.

Off to catch up with FB, back later.

Debbie x

The pub has no kitchen? Blimey, I've missed something there. Sorry to hear that Chris!

Enjoy the car show Chris and Noah, I'll be thinking of you in envy as we plod around The House tomorrow wondering where to start with the renovations.

The jumpingbean baby is now 6 months old - who'd have thunk it, and we're still all in one piece as well! There're some pictures up on flickr of him now, at https://www.flickr.com/photos/jenientwistle/sets/72157616296858718/ . He's a beautiful kid, and I love him so much. Here's to the next 6 months!

Chris and Tash. I'm sure you'll have felt this way with Noah already: when he looks at you with those big adorable adoring eyes you could forgive him ANYthing.

xx

Jeni & the Jumpingbean Baby :)

Evening folks,

Just been for a delishus Chinese - eat as much as you like (and we did our bestest).

Staggered home, and wondering how we ate so much, . Mr MC snorning his ickle head off.
Happy Days !!

MC x

I'm here!

Escaped work at half six ..... and lady boss gave me a week monetary thank you for being (in her words) "a complete star" !!

Apparently I was a calming influence this afternoon when everyone was going just the weeniest bit loopy!

Back in a bit - just gotta load half a dozen CDs onto Mr Deevs iPod for the journey up to the Lakes in the morn ....... like he's had weeks to ask me ...!!

MEN!!!

FNWC at Deev Towers in full swing. On second glass of Hardy's Cab Sav.

Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!

DarlingDeevski
x x x

Deevs - you got art alive well done!
gonna have to go now alls - GD is here demanding her go on pooter
tomorrows and I look forward to the chattings that is the FNWC!
debs2
X

Evening all,

just put my tea in the oven as the little angels are now tucked up in bed.

Lyndyloo, I have added you as a friend on fb, thanks for that, it was a nice surprise.

I really enjoy chinese food, the spicier the better even though it doesnt agree with me.

Hiya Bignick

nice to meet ya

MC x

Hi MC,

how are you today.

Hi Debbie

Hope things are going well with you.

Penny x

Fine and dandy, and soooo glad its weekend ?
How are you ?

MC :-)

I had a really good day and looking forward to a long weekend.

I havent been on here long but everyone is so friendly it feels like it has been longer.

Nick.

yes, madness and mayhem, am only a recent addition too .

MC

Its very quiet on here at the moment.

Maybe people are just lurking to see if anything interesting is being said.

I keep on flicking from here to FB but that seems quiet as well.

I am not far from you as I live in the northwest as well.

Oooh , I am in Warrington, do you know it ?
MC

Hi chaps - sorry I'm late - water in hand - last flippin anti biotic taken - toof still hurts - ah well!!!

Talking of fb - been tardy meself adding folks so I'm there if you want to send me a message and add all you newbies. On CLP bloggers and also what are you called and more than likely a few pics of me hugging Bingo!!!

Beesmum xxx

I live in Liverpool, not that far away at all.

they have a good rugby league team again.

We are saints supporters , Mr Mc from St Helens !!

Am on Fb if you want to link up -feel free

MC

Nick it has gone quiet on here since HIGNFY back on Beeb and we are still deciding on Perrin!!

Beez xx

I am a warriors fan, it urks me to say that saints are the best team at the moment and we will be well and truly beaten when we play over the weekend.

i will add you to fb.

can you give me a clue to how i can find you on fb. the list is long