How you think we should save £81 billion
Happy Halloween everyone *scary noises*. Thanks for all the suggestions you sent in about how you would save the country £81 billion. This is Russ responding to some of the best whilst being interrupted by his mate Dan (@danatkinson). How is he interrupting you ask? Well you'll just have to watch and find out.
Remember to watch Good News EXTRA this Saturday night at 21:45 with stand-up guest Pete Johansson who is a very funny man that you can find out more on at his Twitter or Facebook.
Have a terrifyingly good weekend everyone...
In order to see this content you need to have both Javascript enabled and Flash installed. Visit BBC Webwise for full instructions. If you're reading via RSS, you'll need to visit the blog to access this content.
Remember to watch Good News EXTRA this Saturday night at 21:45 with stand-up guest Pete Johansson who is a very funny man that you can find out more on at his Twitter or Facebook.
Have a terrifyingly good weekend everyone...
Comment number 1.
At 19:34 29th Oct 2010, mockenitup wrote:LOL! russell your face cracked me up. as for next weeks show check out this amazing story.
A car flew into this guys house in australia in the night but he was saved becuase he got up to use his computer. minutes before it hit. check it out on the bbc website or use this link
https://bbc.kongjiang.org/www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11649999
and happy halloween russell if it weren't for you i wouldn't be here to celebrate it.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 1)
Comment number 2.
At 19:43 29th Oct 2010, fatsandcats wrote:LOL show 2 was hilarious! racist babies! =D anyway heres a few stories i thought you might like
a man was so attached to his pillow, that he actually married it!
https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow
there is a dating site for people who think they are ugly! and they are celebrating their first engagement!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/8094583/Dating-website-for-ugly-people-celebrating-first-engagement.html
heres an inspirational story and video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhuE8K25TWA
https://www.metro.co.uk/news/833799-cerebral-palsy-sufferer-baffles-doctors-and-takes-art-world-by-storm
hope you like them! oh and happy halloween to you and your team. have a frightening night! haha =)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 2)
Comment number 3.
At 20:11 29th Oct 2010, Luna Echelon wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3203007/Fainting-kittens-video-is-web-hit.html
FAINTING KITTENS - so damned cute... they freeze and fall over when they hear a loud noise!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 3)
Comment number 4.
At 21:27 29th Oct 2010, Saxton Hale wrote:Here's some stories:
https://gizmodo.com/5675347/woman-kills-baby-for-interrupting-farmville-session
Too long didn't read version: Baby cries, mom gets angry, mom murders kid.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 4)
Comment number 5.
At 22:00 29th Oct 2010, Paul_Warwicker wrote:Hello Good News,
After a worryingly short space of time I came across this.
https://www.nbc-2.com/global/story.asp?s=12961624
Of course, had this been France, he'd have got away with a caution, the caution being, 'If you don't throw a couple of crushed garlic cloves in there, it's going to taste like crap.'
Complain about this comment (Comment number 5)
Comment number 6.
At 22:16 29th Oct 2010, olliekenzo wrote:https://bbc.kongjiang.org/www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00vm417/The_Apprentice_Series_6_Selling_to_Trade/
between 33 and 34 mins into it they scare woman
Complain about this comment (Comment number 6)
Comment number 7.
At 22:28 29th Oct 2010, Thefunnyguy wrote:Really Funny video when europeian and iraq people have a burnout to whose best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fe17mCBzAk
Or
Forumla 1 helped a girl fix her neck back up. wow :D
https://bbc.kongjiang.org/www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11641438
Complain about this comment (Comment number 7)
Comment number 8.
At 22:29 29th Oct 2010, olliekenzo wrote:https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder
man got his penis stuck in steel pipe
Complain about this comment (Comment number 8)
Comment number 9.
At 22:29 29th Oct 2010, natalie wrote:I thought the PM being locked out of No. 10 was worth mentioning :D
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/uk-politics-video/8092981/David-Cameron-locked-out-of-Downing-Street.html
Also, come back to Thornbury!! :)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 9)
Comment number 10.
At 22:57 29th Oct 2010, olliekenzo wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3202818/Man-killed-over-sex-with-donkey.html
worth reading man who has sex with farm animals was killed by farmer after having sex with his donkey
Complain about this comment (Comment number 10)
Comment number 11.
At 23:08 29th Oct 2010, Luke Barnett wrote:Alright Russ *your impression of your mum*
I found this amusing story and thought you might like it. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3202818/Man-killed-over-sex-with-donkey.html
It's about a man in Portugal that has sex with a 'prize' donkey, while wearing lingerie and a pair of slippers. He has also been accused of having sex with chickens. The owner of the donkey who was outraged then killed the man. Coincidentally the donkey is named Russo.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 11)
Comment number 12.
At 00:52 30th Oct 2010, richard doyle wrote:dear russell i have a great story for next weeks show. the story is the irish taoiseach, brian cowen being drumk on live radio you can find a video of it on youtube. this would be a great story to do for your show.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 12)
Comment number 13.
At 00:57 30th Oct 2010, CayCay1 wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 13)
Comment number 14.
At 01:17 30th Oct 2010, Cevski wrote:thought this was a great story from where i used to live
people were convinced a pet tiger was on the loose
https://www.expatwoman.com/forum/messages.aspx?TopicID=125602
n was thought that this guy owned it
https://intlxpatr.wordpress.com/2009/12/05/round-2-why-you-should-always-carry-your-camera-in-doha/
but turned out to be a hoax
https://www.thedailyq.org/blog/2010/10/28/breaking-news-tiger-at-ec-a-hoax/
Complain about this comment (Comment number 14)
Comment number 15.
At 01:20 30th Oct 2010, Nayna-f wrote:i think that we could save 81 billion pounds by cutting , Mcdonalds.
Burger King, Subway And Pizza Hut , because hey , we still have KFC :)
i also think we could save money by doing a robin hood inpression , not that it's apropriate , but com'on ?
and basically , if the banks can make money , as it is paper , why are we in debt? when they burn it ,
Complain about this comment (Comment number 15)
Comment number 16.
At 08:46 30th Oct 2010, Rebecca wrote:08:35 (it might be a minute earlier, but I remembered this time secifically) with an interview with Lord Reid on BBC Breakfast, Saturday 30th … I couldn’t quite spot what it was, but it looked like a person hanging around his elbow with a tuft of hair showing. Then, if you keep watching the tuft of hair disappears and suddenly re appears on the other side of the screen, scrambling away O_O
Complain about this comment (Comment number 16)
Comment number 17.
At 10:09 30th Oct 2010, Sarah wrote:I think I've found the perfect companion for the shocked and surprised cat...
It's shocked and surprised hamster!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IojH5PthHo&feature=player_embedded
Complain about this comment (Comment number 17)
Comment number 18.
At 12:12 30th Oct 2010, Josie Russell wrote:I have a question for Russell- What do you think is the best way to combat stage fright? :)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 18)
Comment number 19.
At 12:25 30th Oct 2010, Fran Joseph wrote:I found this on youtube and thought of the your program, i'm sure there are many ways that you can use this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLveMNQ9U9w&NR=1&feature=fvwp
xx
Complain about this comment (Comment number 19)
Comment number 20.
At 12:42 30th Oct 2010, Tori Dipp wrote:Hey Russell
Remember way back when in series one when you mauled that hamster toy thing? Well, they're back and now they're prepared to fight :s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SgKk1OKID8&p=BC10FB8B9B8EB64C&playnext=1&index=45
And how would I save 81 billion? Put the queen, gary glitter, mugabe and other various famous figures in cages and let people pay to poke them :) and... if theres still not enough money release them all into one big cage and have some sort of gladiatorial combat :) whoever wins is freed :)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 20)
Comment number 21.
At 13:45 30th Oct 2010, always_giggling wrote:Hey Russell and the good news team
I found these on youtube, and I thought they were funny, I don't know whether they'll really be useful for anything, but they're worth watching just for a laugh!:) -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY1pQMD7H_g&feature=related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeAOh4Ah-t8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzZ-lCeeFAU
The first 2 are the best!! :D
Happy Halloween!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 21)
Comment number 22.
At 13:49 30th Oct 2010, Martin Cassidy wrote:I read this in the Independent this week - its brilliant: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/aleksandr-orlov-to-write-life-story-simples-2114970.html
Complain about this comment (Comment number 22)
Comment number 23.
At 15:00 30th Oct 2010, Claudia321 wrote:I thort this was sooo cool XD
Adults-only cake shop reveals gruesome menu...
https://www.news.com.au/travel/holiday-ideas/worlds-first-x-rated-cake-shop-reveals-gruesome-menu/story-e6frfqd9-1225945051360
hope u enjoy xox
Complain about this comment (Comment number 23)
Comment number 24.
At 15:43 30th Oct 2010, Leebro wrote:https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/845201-waving-polar-bear-in-arctic-greeting
A polar bear waving to a cruise ship in the artic
or
https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/845233-runaway-buffalo-found-in-neighbours-swimming-pool
A runaway buffalo found in a neighbours swimming pool
Complain about this comment (Comment number 24)
Comment number 25.
At 16:29 30th Oct 2010, Jonny wrote:Got a funny clip you'll probably find some use for in one of your shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNhHjROdpgI
Oh yea! [Unsuitable/Broken URL removed by Moderator]
Complain about this comment (Comment number 25)
Comment number 26.
At 16:34 30th Oct 2010, Scarlett Shaunii Megz wrote:Woah , It seems russell shat himself then ! , just a thought but is ur mate a stripper ? or a sholder biter (if u kno what we mean)
https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder
man got his penis stuck in steel pipe
read THIS !
Scarlett Shaunii Megz
x
P.s
The man who descoverd milk What was he doing with that cow ?
O_O
Complain about this comment (Comment number 26)
Comment number 27.
At 20:12 30th Oct 2010, mockenitup wrote:Hi russell hope your weekend is going better than mine. i've found two stories that could be used on good news.
'Jellyfish' smoothies offer solar solutions
accourding to scientists putting thousands of jellyfish into a blender could help with solar power and eco fule. however now larger scale blenders must be produced. and soon macdonalds will have a new jellyfish flavoured smoothy. check it out.
https://edition.cnn.com/2010/TECH/innovation/09/27/jellyfish.solar.power/index.html?hpt=Sbin
go onto CNN website if this link gets removed.
And now possibly the best story of the week.
Deputy Labour leader Harriet Harman has apologised for branding Chief Treasury Secretary Danny Alexander a "ginger rodent". thats gotta hurt not only branded a ginger but a rodent too. how much more offensive could she be.The Lib Dem MP for Inverness, Nairn, Badenoch and Strathspey added that "rodents do valuable work cleaning up mess others leave behind". not the best way to defend him is it.praising rodents. anyway there more fun to this check it out yourself.
https://bbc.kongjiang.org/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-11658228
or to to the bbc's website if the link gets removed.
i'll be back later with more goodnews bye for now.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 27)
Comment number 28.
At 22:17 30th Oct 2010, Craig_White wrote:https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/8096784/Frenchman-locked-up-for-asking-Rachida-Dati-for-an-inflation.html
cant help but think....what?
Complain about this comment (Comment number 28)
Comment number 29.
At 22:20 30th Oct 2010, Craig_White wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/10/30/baby-survives-indonesian-tsunami-after-being-found-in-drain-115875-22675314/
oh, and this is a good "its not all doom and gloom" thing.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 29)
Comment number 30.
At 22:20 30th Oct 2010, Becca wrote:https://patricktheoptimist.org/
Complain about this comment (Comment number 30)
Comment number 31.
At 22:26 30th Oct 2010, LeahHarling wrote:russel howards make me laugh so hard it hurts!:')
watching it right now
Complain about this comment (Comment number 31)
Comment number 32.
At 22:28 30th Oct 2010, LeahHarling wrote:got a heart problem:/
had one operation, hated the needles(N)
loads of m.r.i.
gotta have another soon:/
Complain about this comment (Comment number 32)
Comment number 33.
At 22:32 30th Oct 2010, LeahHarling wrote:saw something on a tv programme mum was watching.
about some man who i think was turkish breeding rabbits then eating them, thought it was abit wierd to be honest, can't find it on youtube, but maybe you could use it on next weeks show :)
your sincerly, leah harling.
p.s rusell you make me laugh so much :)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 33)
Comment number 34.
At 22:47 30th Oct 2010, xamiicruelx wrote:This is the story of the group of Chinese Town Hall committees who forgot to name a motorway- marked XXX on the street plans - and only realised after the road signs were put up.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8093350/Chinese-forget-to-name-street-and-put-up-XXX-road-sign.html
My Name Is Chloe Spooner if you decide to put this on your show. It would Really Impress everybody and I think its REALLY amusing how somebody could forget to name a road! Thanks x
BTW! Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please can you say Hi to Alex From Chloe in Wakefield?? I would Really appreciate it, On your show or on our next video? Thankyou SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH! You are Hilarious! ^^
Complain about this comment (Comment number 34)
Comment number 35.
At 23:16 30th Oct 2010, mockenitup wrote:Ok russell some more goodnews
worlds biggest mouth.The Sun newspaper has called the artical "Gob Almighty" its about the world record holder for widest mouth. worth a look into.thursday 28th october's Sun page 33.
another good one from The Sun. topgears the stig was raised on a farm like cows and clarkson and the rest have gone thier to pick out a new stig. they come in all diferent colours and if that werent bizzar enough the picture shows them roaming a field like sheep. see page 17 of october 29th's Sun.
another one from the Sun. great one for the animals section. a puppy has been baptised in church. and i quote. "had a slap-up meal after his christening". it also had 6 god parents. check it out. read page 39 top left corner of friday october 29th's Sun.
just watched goodnews extra too. its still as funny as ever.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 35)
Comment number 36.
At 23:18 30th Oct 2010, nun_with_a_gun wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 36)
Comment number 37.
At 02:23 31st Oct 2010, Ixistant wrote:Hey, just another bit of good news from earlier in the year.
To raise awareness of AIDS in Africa, last December Starbucks made a video whereby people from 156 countries around the world sang "All You Need Is Love" by The Beatles (duh) but at the exact same time. The result is brilliant and just the thought that all around the world this song was ringing out at the same moment is fantastic, and the more people see it the more AIDS awareness is raised.
Hope you can use it somehow :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JHAXqwRGoI
Complain about this comment (Comment number 37)
Comment number 38.
At 12:32 31st Oct 2010, sophy20 wrote:Hi thought these are quite funny- not sure if either would be any good.♥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of_rSbW-5rw&feature=&p=FD0A65D5EDCF50ED&index=0&playnext=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqaWdkdFb3Y&p=81341F03EB2AF721&playnext=1&index=30
Complain about this comment (Comment number 38)
Comment number 39.
At 12:55 31st Oct 2010, 2LeggedSpider wrote:I was watching monkey rapes frog (if u want people not to watch something, dont tell the the name of the vid on national television!)when i saw a link called だるまさんが転んにゃ - Stalking Cat -, its the creepiest cat ive ever seen! I tried to do a link but my computer is too old to do that and just tipping this comment took me like 20 minutes so just type だるまさんが転んにゃ - Stalking Cat - on youtube and u should find it.
Great show by the way and i hope the next one is even funnier!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 39)
Comment number 40.
At 14:12 31st Oct 2010, Amy Clarke wrote:Save 81 billion pounds, Hmmm , charge people to breath.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 40)
Comment number 41.
At 16:15 31st Oct 2010, toddiwrw wrote:Found these and thought they were quite funny.
Live grenade found under pile of clothes in a teenae boys room (they must of hated the kid) lol: https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/845435-live-grenade-found-under-pile-of-clothes-in-teenage-boys-room
Bikers penis gets struck by lightning: https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/67375-bikers-penis-hit-by-lightning
Man tattoos 40cm penis on friends back in australia: https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/845183-man-tattoos-40cm-penis-on-friends-back-in-australia
Man shoots himself in the knee while sleep walking :https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/845485-man-shoots-himself-in-knee-while-sleepwalking
Complain about this comment (Comment number 41)
Comment number 42.
At 16:25 31st Oct 2010, smartcomedy wrote:81 billion? I'll check down the back of the sofa.
In the meanwhile check out my animation of 'The Long Legged Mack Daddy'...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9d6omlTUnM
Complain about this comment (Comment number 42)
Comment number 43.
At 16:33 31st Oct 2010, Jordan Braithwaite wrote:Hi Russell and the show i just found this cruel but weird story about a mother who killed her baby just because her baby interrupted her facebook time, she is one big facebook addict
https://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/10/28/baby-killed-interrupting-moms-facebook-time/
Seems some people like Farmville to much
Complain about this comment (Comment number 43)
Comment number 44.
At 16:34 31st Oct 2010, Jordan Braithwaite wrote:Heres an interesting story Dinosaurs walking around in Australia, I'd hate to be the guy who cleans up their mess wow that be a bad job.
https://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/10/21/dinosaurs-walk-australia/
Complain about this comment (Comment number 44)
Comment number 45.
At 20:04 31st Oct 2010, tweety91 wrote:dog's a man's best friend
https://bbc.kongjiang.org/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-11654631
Complain about this comment (Comment number 45)
Comment number 46.
At 20:10 31st Oct 2010, WilliamJardineA113 wrote:A rather... inappropriately named kid's company
https://www.kid-nap.com/Prams.html
Complain about this comment (Comment number 46)
Comment number 47.
At 20:48 31st Oct 2010, nun_with_a_gun wrote:Hi!
I'm not sure if you've seen this already but check out this youtube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHpAYlas7lA
Icelandic football club Stjarnan F.C. have some pretty ... unique ... goal celebrations, the youtube video above is a compilation of some of their funniest ones so far! 'Birth' is my personal favourite!
Their most recent goal celebration is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBdgoWTzknc
Enjoy!
Love the show by the way! x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 47)
Comment number 48.
At 22:16 31st Oct 2010, kirsty132 wrote:BBC News at 10 tonight (Sunday 31st Oct), at around 22:10, they were trying to cross live to some reporter in Brazil and the sound wasn't working - the look on his face was rather funny, and the news woman in the studio (can't remember her name) was trying so hard not to laugh... Also in the same bulletin during the story about the mid term elections, the bit with the Americans in a car park before some college football game had some funny bits too :)
Loving the show by the way!
Kirsty x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 48)
Comment number 49.
At 22:57 31st Oct 2010, sambo wrote:there's a mobile phone company called everything everywhere, hence there was a well funny headline reads "spending cuts hit everything everywhere" lol.
btw save 81 million? get rid of our nuclear deterrent, just pretend that we've got one, we're not going to fire it anyway.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 49)
Comment number 50.
At 23:23 31st Oct 2010, sambo wrote:btw u want to fingd it? financial times on thursday
Complain about this comment (Comment number 50)
Comment number 51.
At 12:46 1st Nov 2010, Imjustme wrote:Hey Russell!
First of all - LOVE the show, makes the news happy for once. Also didn't know where to write to tell you some funny news, so I'll just write it here: on Sky News on the 27th October at 13.47 (it's on constantly at work, but with no sound so I have no idea what they were talking about - I'm assuming it's shares) it stated "FAG sales drag." too many jokes on that sentence alone! Just thought you might find that amusing.
Thanks again for making the news happy & entertaining :D
love Hannah x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 51)
Comment number 52.
At 13:24 1st Nov 2010, Evgeni wrote:Jesus was HIV positive? - https://bbc.kongjiang.org/www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-11575773
Complain about this comment (Comment number 52)
Comment number 53.
At 13:39 1st Nov 2010, Ade3l wrote:Hi Russell :-)
Loved the show last week, you look sooooo dreamy, ahhhh!
I saw this artice and just had to share: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/10/31/Dogs-get-disco-club-in-Manhattan/UPI-17321288534384/
I imagine Archie would LOVE to get his groove on over there!
Can't wait for this weeks show, please do wear your glasses. don't want you ruining your eyes AND you look sooooooooo hot in them, swooooon!
Laura & Adeel xx
Complain about this comment (Comment number 53)
Comment number 54.
At 15:04 1st Nov 2010, daniel wrote:check out this story
https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39924847/ns/us_news-weird_news/
hope you use it
Complain about this comment (Comment number 54)
Comment number 55.
At 17:20 1st Nov 2010, Jan Clarke wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 55)
Comment number 56.
At 17:35 1st Nov 2010, mockenitup wrote:Good one for sport section.
The Newcastle chicken dance. all the fans doing it on skysports news today and the little newcastle 8 year old mascot punking the skysports news reporter.
reporter - "what do you want to do when you leave school"?
kid - "your job".
reporter - "why my job"?
kid - "'cause i'm better".
That reporter got owned live.simple as.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 56)
Comment number 57.
At 17:51 1st Nov 2010, Jaz1107 wrote:check this out pls
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/HeartHealth/story?id=8262651&page=1
thanks xxxxxx
Complain about this comment (Comment number 57)
Comment number 58.
At 18:14 1st Nov 2010, sammyq1216 wrote:loook at this for 1 of the shows, sooo funny!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8102465/Course-in-Lady-Gaga-offered-at-US-university.html
thanks xx :)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 58)
Comment number 59.
At 18:43 1st Nov 2010, maddie wrote:Hi Russel!!! Woman wakes up to find intruder in her bed. Her brother Antoine Dodson has something to say about it! Really funny stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520
Complain about this comment (Comment number 59)
Comment number 60.
At 19:59 1st Nov 2010, arnas wrote:[Unsuitable/Broken URL removed by Moderator] how about 40 metre sinkhole housing estate. hope you make everyone lol with this story.me and my frriend zack stringer love your show
Complain about this comment (Comment number 60)
Comment number 61.
At 20:12 1st Nov 2010, Jaz1107 wrote:this is totally crazy and it should be on the show
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8102465/Course-in-Lady-Gaga-offered-at-US-university.html
pls pls pls consider it
jaz
xxxxx
Complain about this comment (Comment number 61)
Comment number 62.
At 20:31 1st Nov 2010, Jaz1107 wrote:all these are awsome
https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/845183-man-tattoos-40cm-penis-on-friends-back-in-australia
https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/831458-giant-penis-protest-hits-st-petersburg
https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4429957
https://www.metro.co.uk/weird/844829-heaviest-pumpkin-breaks-world-record-this-halloween
hope it helps dude lovin good news ur awsome :P
jaz xxxxxx
Complain about this comment (Comment number 62)
Comment number 63.
At 21:12 1st Nov 2010, Ben Mumford wrote:I found this news story which would be amazing on ur show, granted it is a few weeks old but links perfect with your :o cat!!
https://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/news/Owner-s-warning-cat-killed-chair/article-2715650-detail/article.html
Cant wait for this weeks ep
:D
Complain about this comment (Comment number 63)
Comment number 64.
At 22:16 1st Nov 2010, Banusha wrote:Hi Russell
I was doing my research on foods and i came across this funny picture
https://blogol.hu/pikz/KRFK/Funny_Shaped_Vegetables.jpg
Have a look it! Vegetables don't grow any wierder than that!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 64)
Comment number 65.
At 23:50 1st Nov 2010, Leah Eades wrote:This American news report: the brother Antoine Dodson is a legend. First watch the original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&v=EzNhaLUT520&annotation_id=annotation_576468
then the remix!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
Complain about this comment (Comment number 65)
Comment number 66.
At 13:52 2nd Nov 2010, Ade3l wrote:Hiiiiiiii Russell :o)
I hope you're well.
Just on my usual trawl of the weird and wonderful news from the US when I came across this. Frist they have racist babies and now this: https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101101/od_nm/us_lawsuit_child
A 4 year old?! Un-real!!
Canny wait for Thursday to roll around so I can get my fix.
Laura & Adeel
PS. you are soooooooooooo fine!! xx
Complain about this comment (Comment number 66)
Comment number 67.
At 17:20 2nd Nov 2010, Abby wrote:https://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20101102/tsc-oukoe-uk-france-baby-1df2b7e.html
Baby in Paris falls out of window and survives after bouncing off cafe awning and being caught by a passer-by. I love the fact the owner says it was a fluke that his awning was open and the French police are hilarious, bearing in mind there were two girls playing unattended.
" The police spokesman said the circumstances behind the accident were unclear. "The parents were absent, and it's a bit difficult questioning the two girls, given their age." " :D
Complain about this comment (Comment number 67)
Comment number 68.
At 19:25 2nd Nov 2010, ScottishPaul wrote:cant w8 for the next show on thursday i laugh so much b4 i go 2 sleep, love the whole lot. hope u could use this in your next show i say it and thought u might get a few laughs n jokes out of it https://www.mynews.in/News/students_set_up_nude_cleaning_agency_to_combat_job_losses%21_N105725.html
Complain about this comment (Comment number 68)
Comment number 69.
At 21:39 2nd Nov 2010, M_says wrote:https://bbc.kongjiang.org/www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-11672679 can't wait till thursday! In the mean time i've been looking for odd news... this is definitely odd :L
xx mimi
Complain about this comment (Comment number 69)
Comment number 70.
At 23:37 2nd Nov 2010, blair ashby wrote:could you sy in your next vidow if u are going to do a bit on peckem terminator plz plz becaus peckem termanator makes me wet my selth plz plzplz plz plz plz plz plz play it.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 70)
Comment number 71.
At 13:35 3rd Nov 2010, Ade3l wrote:Hiiiii Russell :o)
Hope you're keeping well. Didn't want you to think we'd forgotten you and your cutesy smile.
Came across this and was like whoa! https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/memos-detail-tsa-officers-cocaine-pranks
At a time when airline security is all over the news, trust an American cop to have a bit of fun lol
Sooooooo cannot wait to see you on the screen tomorrow, Ahhhh, you're so dreamy!
Laura & Adeel xXx
Complain about this comment (Comment number 71)
Comment number 72.
At 17:48 3rd Nov 2010, arnas wrote:hey russel. heres a story for you big hole in germany (sinkhole) appearing from nowhere.love your show.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 72)
Comment number 73.
At 18:28 3rd Nov 2010, Lucy wrote:Hey,
I love your shocked cat but . . . check out this really cute shocked mouse! its amazingg!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gaoosmjd10
Hope you like it as much as I do!
Loving the show by the wayy! So funny!
xxxx
Complain about this comment (Comment number 73)
Comment number 74.
At 18:56 3rd Nov 2010, Abby wrote:https://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20101103/thl-tomlinson-donates-1m-to-charity-d831572.html
Ricky Tomlinson donates £1m to charity that houses families of critically ill children who are in Liverpool hospital... :)
More good news - it's amazing how much of it there is about when you start to look! :)
Complain about this comment (Comment number 74)
Comment number 75.
At 19:19 3rd Nov 2010, josh wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 75)
Comment number 76.
At 22:09 3rd Nov 2010, KirstyK wrote:omg. i love you so much(L) i loved your last episode and cant wait for tomorrow night :) cant wait to see you on the 1st of March look out ;) LOVEYOU!! RHKK- russell howard kirsty kaitlyn - :D xxxxxxxxxx
Complain about this comment (Comment number 76)
Comment number 77.
At 23:48 4th Nov 2010, olliebarnes5 wrote:Hey Russell loving 3rd series the episodes have been great , you are my idol, keep the awesome work up !!!!!
cant wait till 4th episode.
Cya Russell from Ollie
Complain about this comment (Comment number 77)
Comment number 78.
At 22:37 5th Nov 2010, MG14 wrote:How about singing nannies in Bath?
https://news.bbc.co.uk/local/bristol/hi/people_and_places/arts_and_culture/newsid_7934000/7934753.stm
More on the legendary Norland College:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSpqVS6VypQ
Hope this tickles your fancy!
MG
x
Complain about this comment (Comment number 78)
Comment number 79.
At 00:29 6th Nov 2010, Meme wrote:You can save by sleeping instead of eating. Bears can do it. My cat says he can't. He prefers to watch tv but none of his friends allegedly claim any benefit.
Complain about this comment (Comment number 79)
Comment number 80.
At 00:31 6th Nov 2010, Meme wrote:Please don't tell the same joke about bin laden and air miles again. It would be the third time. I'm not sure the third time lucky rule would apply in this case. It's funny though. Don't forget my ticket!
Complain about this comment (Comment number 80)
Comment number 81.
At 00:34 6th Nov 2010, Meme wrote:Oh my god. Someone just said you are so dreamy. You are. Crossed eye like a siamese cat. I agree. Love it. Make me laugh please. More than once a week for gods sake
Complain about this comment (Comment number 81)