Sitting for David Hockney
Art critic Martin Gayford had known David Hockney for two decades, but only after the artist relocated to LA did he learn what it's like to be painted by the modern master.

The 82 portraits in David Hockney's new exhibition at the Royal Academy are an updated parallel to Shakespeare's seven ages of man (and woman): a human comedy in visual terms. The sitters are young and old, fat and thin, straight and gay, Brits and Americans, black and white, male and female, long-standing friends and new acquaintances. Some are famous, some are not. And I found myself cast as one of the characters.
In December 2013 I went to stay with Hockney in Los Angeles. At that point, the portrait cycle had just begun, every few days he was embarking on a new picture of a different sitter - so it seemed a good idea to volunteer as a model. Although I have known Hockney for some two decades, I'd never previously sat for a portrait or seen him at work on a painting.

Once you have been selected as a sitter, I discovered, you enter a slightly different world. I walked into the studio on the first morning, and was instructed to sit on a chair on a low stage. The pose was up to me, though issued a mild warning: "You'll have to keep your legs crossed like that for a long time" - so I positioned them in a more comfortable way. From then onwards, he began concentrating deeply, drawing and painting, pausing at intervals to smoke and contemplating what he had done.
The whole process lasted three days, or - as Hockney likes to put it - it's a 20 hour exposure. That was one of the ground rules of the series. Each sitter was observed for more or less the same amount of time, seated upon a low stage on the same piece of furniture: a simple wooden chair which - paradoxically - forced everyone to arrange their limbs and body differently.

Thus the standardised format emphasises each sitter’s individuality. My crossed legs - and for that matter my old suit and folded hands - were considered, I later found out, very British, and quite unlike the way an Angelino or a New Yorker either dressed or sat in that chair.
Even though it's made up of pictures of some 80 individuals, the exhibition adds up to a single study in comparison and contrast. It brings out the interplay between extrovert and introvert, smart dressers and casual, youth and age. The youngest, Rufus Hale (son of the artist Tacita Dean), is 11, the most senior in their 80s.
This series of portraits marks Hockney's relocation to LA, which has been in many ways the city of his heart. But this return was under the bleakest of circumstances. Towards the end of his period of living and working in Bridlington, Hockney suffered a minor stroke. A few months afterwards, one of his young assistants died a terrible and shocking death. He arrived in Los Angeles in a state of miserable depression. The portraits chart his return to energy and enthusiasm.
As time went on he added more and more characters to the cast of his human comedy. It turned out that many people, even very busy individuals, would be happy to give up three days to be painted by David Hockney. Barry Humphries took his place on the little stage, the art dealer Larry Gagosian and the architect Frank Gehry sat there; so too did Hockney's masseur, his housekeeper and all the staff of his studio. The exhibition is an informal assembly of Hockney's world.
Martin Gayford’s book A Bigger Message: Conversations with David Hockney is published by Thames & Hudson.
Listen to him present David Hockney – Back in LA on Radio 4 on Mon 27 June at 4pm and then online.
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