A View from the Terrace

It’s the season finale of A View from the Terrace, and we’re closing things out with a bang. We kick off with all roads leading to Peterhead for a title decider, call a league win for Hibs and look up the dictionary definition of ‘hitting the worst form at the worst time’.

We talk up Aberdeen’s chaotic striker Pape Gueye, discuss how ‘The Great Escape’ is a terrible metaphor for a team looking to avoid relegation and watch as a poor Forfar ballboy is caught in the crossfire of joy.

Then we hand out this year’s coveted Golden Terraces, celebrating box office clubs, players that ‘scooshed’ their way to our hearts, 20-minute debuts that will go down in history, the cult that is Simone Murrintes - as well as fans who have truly made the game better or at least funnier, from Aberdeen fans locked in toilets to Hibs mascots ripping Rangers superstars with the most simple of pranks.

The club shop is open once more for the season and it comes fully stocked with a special guest, who is bringing foam fingers, egg holders, illegal number plates and the worst possible football metaphor for a chaotic football club. After that, we wrap up with predictions, tears and trophies in The Banker.

In the wee films, we see what it means to make your debut for Scotland in your 50s and we rewrite the entire history of world football with a monumental discovery in Dumfries. No biggy.

It's been a wild ride. See you next year.