Everyone likes a happy ending

Thanks Tom for another great article. Let's finish early tomorrow and celebrate.

Come on England!

And goodbye to Colly - you did us proud, great job, remember seeing you at the MCG 4 years ago when you smashed the Aussies for 120 and set us on the route to win the CB series - outstanding player, pure class.

Well done England on another fine performance. As for Colly, he may not have been a batting genius like a Compton or a ferocious fast bowler like a Lillee, but he was a fielder like a Collingwood. There have been few if any better fielders in the game, some will spout Rhodes as an example, but was he really better, no I don't think. He worked hard at his batting and finishes his test career with an average above 40. An average many respected test batsmen failed to achieve especially Englishmen in recent times, Hussein and Atherton for example. well played Colly, now go and help us win the 50 over world cup.

Good lad Colly. Despite the uncharitable detractors hidden in the shadows, you fought back when it was hardest.

And well done Englnd to remain relentless when they could have relaxed. The focus is right, just far enough ahead to keep what's happening now important.

I would of dropped Colly this series however that doesn't negate the huge contributions he has given us in the past especially the last 24 months. I will always remember him for Cardif, Centurion and Newlands, almost single handedly saved two series for England against big opposition.

Question IF and it's a big if, Australia force England to bat again they'll lead will likely be small would you open with Cook and Collingwood? One man is clearly man of the series so deserves a chance the other is has been a great servant and deserves his chance to bow out in a big way. I'd prefer it if he took the winning the catch in true Colly style in that it defies belief he snared it.

could you ever have imagined England would win the ashes down under again, let alone in this fashion?

Always felt these england players had it in them, the belief has been growing over the last 2 years, and it's all led up to what will be one of English cricket's finest days. Performance wise, I think this has surpassed 2005 - to consistently produce over an entire series away from home to such a degree where people were actually saying "should we feel sorry for them?" Well all I can say is, that was for 24 years of painful admiration of the australians. "Why can't we produce a team like these Australians? What are they doing that we aren't?". Ask no more.

Incredible, Australia have been brutally demolished. What a series for England.

The Champagne is on ice. Roll on tonight UK time. After being demolished so many times down under, this is going to be a special day. Aggers has to do the sprinkler dance remember, that should be worth waiting up for on its own!

Colly has been a unique player in the game. A true all rounder in more departments than just batting and bowling, and with a batting average over 40 he deserves to be remembered as one of England's cricket hero's, not an also ran keeping better players out of the team. Thanks Colly for you test contributions, now go and win the World Cup.

Another interesting stat...From 1988 up until November 2009 Australia had only lost 3 matches by an innings. Looks like it will be 3 in a series now.

Good to see he's left on his own terms. He's been a good servant but the time is right.

Still can't believe the Ashes, no matter how much I read. It's such a weird feeling waking up to find things went even better over night than one could hope!

Excellent blog as always Tom.

As you rightly pointed out, this is just brilliant. Without delving into any detail this is just brilliant!

Another fine day for England with the bat and ball. Aussie wickets tumbling. All series bar Hussey they have all looked like they have wanted to give their wickets away. I think Collingwood's decision is a brave one and very admirable. To look in the mirror and say I have done all I can and now it is time for someone else to come in and help take the team further takes courage and selflessness. Thank you Colly, especially for the innings at Cardiff 2009.

Yet another brilliant day for England, following on from most of the series bar the blips of the first few days of the series and perth test. Hopefully can wrap up another innings victory to rub saltn into the aussie wounds.

A big thanks to Colly, has been brilliant around the England team for the last few years. One of the best fielders of all time, does a good job rotating the bowlers with his cutters and averages over 40 with the bat. He's not had the best of series but he's more than made up for it with the rest of his career (and that catch off Ponting).


Let the partying commence!!

Yes its been absolute anhialation. Huge congratulations to Strauss's 100% determination to grind them into the dirt. After all the times in recent years of Australian dominance it was absolutely essential that England made the most of this opportunity.

It will set the tone for years to come in terms of the psychology between the teams. England are totally superior to Australia now in every department.

I'm so glad that Strauss batted on and on and on to get a simply enormous total.

I've no interest in hearing any polite, jolly sporting nonsense about the fair dinkums.

I've suffered for years seeing England behave like abject losers, now the Aussies can. Suffer, yes suffer. Keep them down.

Decades of payback. Today was a fine start.

Superb..especially Prior and Strauss. Fantastic. Absolutely FANTASTIC boys.

Tom, thanks for your wonderful blogs. A really great insight into the ashes, alas I will have to decline the invitation at im stuck back in blighty!

This series has been wonderful, I remember tuning into TMS 4 years ago and I couldn't listen again for the whole series. This time around, its been an absolute joy to listen, to wake up at various points during the night and to hear that the england have racked up another 100 or taken another 3 wickets. Its just been wonderful!

Great blog once more Tom gonna miss these for the cold uni months a head, Always loved colly ever since the Ashes 05, don't ask me why just naturally thought he was fantastic, and didn't he let me down. will always remember that 74, and that fantastic 206. to me he is a the greatest fielder i have ever seen, better than even jonty. average of 40+ as well confirms he was a great england player and deserves every bit of praise he recieves, only exceptions like the troll can't see what a truly magnificent player he is. Long Live brigadier block! and may he continue in the one dayers for a while to come!

Brilliant blog as always Tom. After years of torment being an England cricket supporter, what I saw today was very, very special. I'm actually feeling really emotional! Can't wait to see the icing on the cake tomorrow morning.

I hope this is not the end. I hope what I witnessed today and this series is not a rare occurence. This team and the young guys waiting in the wings could be very special. I can't wait for the contests with India, and at some point South Africa. And then the Ashes back in England again. If England make a pledge to keep getting better, it will make my decision to live in Australia a lot more enjoyable!

Great blog Tom and congratulations and well played to England, hopefully we will wrap it up early tonight with a spectacular caught and bowled from Colly.

#13 - 200% agree, what will be missing from tomorrow are enough Aussies to reap pain on and feel the pain - the pain we've felt for over 20 years. Now it's you turn and may it last for decades to come. Broady said it in tht article in the Age back just a few weeks ago, may you be right, this is just the start.

Build from here England, get stronger and stronger, next time let's see 5-0 here, I'll be waiting to see that.

Awesome England, Awesome!

Oh dear God, this is so good! Better to win tonight than yesternight, many more will be watching. Some not even born in 1987, others like myself almost forgetting the 1981 heroics due to the trashings we`we been given up to 2005. Well done England, I`ll savour and treasure these moments forever!!

Looking at the Australian team from Sydney that demolished England 4 years ago, what a frightening list, not a weak link amongst THAT 11, they are a shadow of their former world beating selves today.

Now it is the England XI that have shattered their hosts confidence and look on the verge of greatness...

Fairwell Colly, always been one of your biggest fans! Going to miss you singing "In the Jungle, the might jungle ...."

Was a pleasure to meet you briefly in Durban. :)

Firstly to Colly, congrats on a very good solid Test career. You have saved England with your gritty batting and fabulous fielding so many times, and what a way to leave on the wave of the greatest Ashes series winning campaign in Australia since the Bodyline series.

Secondly, Tom great blog again. I posted on yesterday's blog that the gulf between these two teams has widened to an abyss, and when you consider that this Australian side is not dissimmilar in personnel to the one that beat South Africa in South Africa two years ago, and made the last Ashes series a very close affair in 2009, it just shows the strides that the England team have made in the last two years.

Bring on India!!!!!!!

tom you wrote: "Collingwood is rumoured to be leading the England team onto the field on the final day of this Tests. There have been worse ways to leave the old office"

go with "this test" or "these tests" - a slight blemish to an otherwise perfect entry. the most fitting tribute to collingwood i've read since the announcement.

he has been well worth his place in this england team for the entirity of his career. we could do with a gritty and reliable grafter like collingwood in the team still, hopefully we can find one. perhaps trott will assume that middle-innings reliability in the future, who knows. boycott always goes on about how smart batting has one man just holding his own at one end if the other has his eye in, and colly has given england some priceless runs.

i for one have been hugely surprised at the gulf between the sides. i'm usually a neutral-ish follower so i'm not just saying this out of rose-tinted patriotism - but england have been simply outstanding. i was writing on here in the build up and saying to friends australia had the slight measure in both batting and bowling departments. on paper it seemed so. but england have been so good - so disciplined at bowling, so accurate, so confident and organised, whereas australia have been awful. anderson has bowled better than anyone could have expected. i think australia didn't quite realise how good he was. i certainly didn't expect it! cook will surely and rightly win man of the series which overlooks the quite wonderful achievements in this series to james anderson.

3 innings victories out of 4. england are better, yes, but they have got the job done in such a ruthless and professional fashion which i have never seen from an england team. flower, strauss, cook, anderson - you have been brilliant

Cook will rightly be given the man of the series, but Jimmy Anderson has led the attack with skill, control and consistency. Australia simply haven't been able to put England under any sort of pressure.

Many people thought he wouldn't stand a chance here, can you possibly have been more wrong? (Well, I suppose Glenn McGrath can say "yep" to that one)

Well done to Colly retiring with style and class; knowing when it was the right time to go to make way for the next generation. What a contrast to a certain Australian with a similar sort of batting average this series (wait, that could be nearly any of them). To make it clearer he is of a similar age to Collingwood. Hopefully he will find the class to do the same thing, let Aussie rebuild and not be quite so outplayed next time. However I guess it is not quite as easy when you have been done as comprehensively as they have.
Quite a contrast.

Great blog again Tom, it really is extraordinary the number of records that England have broken during this series - more indeed than a pious Radio 1 DJ who has been given a stack of gangsta rap discs to play.

Everyone has contributed - Collingwood too who is bowing at just the right time. He has brought resilience and professionalism to this England and his trio of rearguards at Cardiff, Centurion and Cape Twon will be his eternal epitaph.

For those that are interested here is our tribute to Colly and our highlights of day 4.

Farewell to Paul Collingwood - England's Working Class Hero https://bit.ly/gQarQ2

Day 4 at the SCG dissected: England on the brink of joining Ashes immortals https://bit.ly/ii31r9

Aussie Aussie Aussie - Ha ha ha!!!

Can BBC blog all of the records England have broken? From the 517-1, all the way up to the highest score on Australian soil

What a drubbing! Absolutely ecstatic - great team performance, same as the whole series.

I for one am gutted that Collingwood has decided to retire. Vastly under-rated by many a loud-mouth, but he has been the backbone of this team. As the senior pro and iron-strong character, he surely can take a significant amount of credit for this team rebuilding to the current heights when they could have completely imploded in the post-Vaughan years. 'Catches win matches' may be a cheesy cliché, but it's also true, and there's no doubt Collingwood is the standard by which all fielders are judged post Jonty Rhodes. I console myself that deserves to choose his time to go, though, and do it on a high.

The series hasn't seemed quite so special as it's been progressing to me as '05 and it doesn't seem to have caught the national consciousness in quite the same way - partly down to not needing/being able to skip work early to catch it on TV, and partly because there have been very few times when a match was really on a knife edge and every ball was unmissable. We may not have beaten a team of greats as in '05, but looking back now, the achievement is phenomenal and another bucket-load of MBEs are surely in order.

TMS has been fantastic as ever - excellent choice of guests team members - Andrew as scorer/statistician has been excellent, Slater and Maxwell are the most likeable of the Aussie commentators/pundits doing the rounds (C9 commentary on the highlights show on ITV4 has been awful!). Jim in particular deserves a medal for his handling of the ever-ungracious Boycott. Very kind of Agnew not to remind Geoffrey of his 'expert' prediction, 12mins into Melbourne, that England couldn't possibly win that game. I've enjoyed every one of your blogs as well, Tom, so thank you BBC!

'You'd think he'd be kicking himself, but with his accuracy he'd probably miss'. Brilliant, simply hilarious. Great blog and I expect Colly to have a little bowl at the number 11 tomorrow, pick up the final wicket with a one handed catch on the boundary, stopping a 6, off his own bowling.

Watching England compile the runs this morning was fantastic, they rarely looked troubled, although neither did the Ozzies look in too much trouble until another woeful run out.

Well, the tail-enders could clock up another 200 runs then England might have one of the worst batting collapses in their history and...no, it's not likely, is it?

You're kind of waiting for the other shoe to drop, "it's all going too well", but no...the good news keeps coming. And while I'm bound to feel absolutely terrible dragging myself into work tomorrow morning, it's going to be a wonderful night listening to TMS.

I expect several boundaries and desperation runs from the Aussie tailenders, nothing to lose and England opening up a bit to try to trap them, but they're so far behind it's all just delaying the inevitable.

It's just gone amazingly well. In a funny way the Perth disaster is immensely valuable to the side as well, as a boogeyman to rattle in the face of players for this and future series - "Look what can happen when we lose concentration" or lessons in technique and approach. Because of that object lesson, England kept tight tight focus for the remaining two Tests and got two thumping great wins out of them.

While the value in the rear-guard action in Brisbane and the aforementioned thumping great wins is clear and obvious.

As always through the years, enjoyed the blog, Tom. Looking forward most to your celebratory blog post when we finally deliver that 3-1!

A very big thank you Tom for these blogs, you have been great, it's been a pleasure reading them during these test matches. The one with Arther Morris was special, what a grand old chap, and a real gentleman, a living legend. Well, it looks like it's all over for the ozzies, and the fat lady is waiting to come on the stage to sing, what a clobbering that would be, three innings defeats in one series, revenge is so sweet. What a good man Colly has been for England, what a shame his batting form has dropped off, but let's hope he does well in the one dayers and T20s. I will be tuning in to TMS tonight to listen to the death agonies of the ozzies (sadist aren't I), ha ha. Show no mercy England, they never showed any to us when they were lording it over us, fix bayonets and get stuck in.

Partly because I've only ever seen England get tonked by Australia and partly because of the ungodly time difference (resulting in me having swapped my bed for a coffin), this all feels like a dream...

Somebody pinch me...

Me Mitch, not 3 feet to the left of me..

Good on you Colly. I commented yesterday that he should realise that at 34 he hasn't got time on his side to get through yet another rough trot. True to his "team man" ethic, he's recognised that stepping aside now to allow the team to be strengthened by younger blood is the right thing to do. He deserves to go out on such a massive high for the team. I'll always remember THAT catch off Punter.

Happy, happy days!

Three victories by an innings. In Australia! It's so nice to savour.

I too will miss these blogs (and especially the HYS comments).

Excited about the prospects for this England team if they can turn Tremlett into a world-class strike bowler (he looks well on the way) and let Broad play the Glenn McGrath put-it-on-the-spot-every-ball role.

If people will allow me some vanity: I predicted a 3-1 victory at the beginning (AND after Perth) so am delighted to be - for once - proved absolutely correct. That said, as my housemate pointed out, I didn't actually put any money on it, so perhaps I should get off my high-horse.

Well done England!

#23 If you are going to pick someone up on a tiny typo, at least use capital letters at the start of every sentence in your reply! Oh, and a full stop at the end.

Great blog Tom. I have really looked forward to them every morning during the tests, and hopefully there will be ratings for this test as well as the series?

The reaction to Colly's announcement has been huge, and I'm sure far bigger than many expected. In some ways it feels a bigger outpouring of emotion that when Freddie hung up his boots...

I wish him all the best and hope he can lead by example in the limited overs forms of the game.

Bit disappointed to wake up this morning and find we hadn't made it to 700 ! :-)

Apart from that. Absolutely brilliant ! Great batting, great bowling and hopefully Colly will get a good send off tomorrow.

Well done England and great blog Tom. Never thought I'd get to see us give the Aussies the sort of beating they have frequently given to us in the past, especially on their own turf.

I think I will be sitting up late tonight to watch the final demise of the old enemy and subsequent celebrations. Work on Friday may be a bit slow....... Hooray for Cricket !!

Have read all of your blogs Tom with great interest and usually ended up chuckling away to myself. Thanks for your sterling efforts during the series. Will you be blogging during the one dayers as well? It's been a shame you couldn't interact with the comments but seen as though you're in Oz I guess a man has to sleep at some point!
I've resisted the temptation to comment on here before but had to comment on a fellow ginge and his Test retirement. Collingwood has been a magnificent servant to the English game and showed good old fashioned English grit and determination and kept ploughing on despite all the pressure on him from many an armchair fan and critic alike. Thank you and let's hope you can carry us to a World Cup win.
Do you think we might be able to tempt Collingwood to coach some of the prima donna footballers?! Could teach them a thing or two about class and respecting your game. Sorry, won't breach the 'F' word on cricket forums again!

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"#23 If you are going to pick someone up on a tiny typo, at least use capital letters at the start of every sentence in your reply! Oh, and a full stop at the end."

Hear hear!

Dependable, hard working, never say die and one of us - Thanks for everything Colly!

As ever in cricket, a great piece of blogging!

I'm still pinching myself as I never really thought that we would see the like of this again. An Australian team and fans who had simply started to believe their own press-releases, re-taught a lesson in application, fitness, skill and bloody-minded determination. What a hoot! Let's hope that Australia recover some poise...just not too soon!

Hats off to Paul Collingwood who has, typically, read the signs correctly and timed his retirement to go with dignity in the hour of triumph! Let's hope that he manages some sort of last hurrah tomorrow, but if not, so what? He has been a great servant of English cricket through good times and bad. As Michael Vaughn says, he's a natural to become a great coach so let's hope so!

Importantly, his dignified standing down is in marked contrast to too many Australian players, Ricky Ponting in particular who have developed a "prehensile buttock" and refused to move on! The great paucity of good "mid-career" Australian test players is the result!

I'm not one for drinking before lunchtime but some of that leftover Christmas champagne may just have to come out!

I am absolutely knackered watched it all last night. Someone in a previous blog mentioned not taking your foot off their throat when their down. We put our foot on it we crushed the life out of them at the same time. Swann was excellent, Prior unbelievable, Bresnan and Trem fantastic.
Then we cap it by going ripping the guts out of there top order. One nay sayer will have his usual go that Swanns not got any wickets but they prepared a grassy seamer,not a turner. Why did they do that? Because they know if it turns we ahve the better spinner and will crucify them (not that we haven't done that anyway).
I hope he who must not be named gets his backside on here and recieves a good kicking from the rest of us for the dumb comments over the last five tests. We have been awesome, this is better than 2005 this is rubbing there noses in it and smiling while we are doing it.
Colly , you have had a bad series but have done us proud over the years, ignore the idiots on here (one in particular) the rest of use truely appreciate what you have done against the Aussies, SA etc. You captained us to our only international honour so far (maybe another one soon). You were always a class act on and off the field (more classy than a certain person on here who needs to hang his head in shame cause he doesn't have any class). Best fielder we have had in an England shirt by miles, catches win matches and you made a hell of a lot of those over the years. Let it not be forgotten you averaged 40+ in test cricket and I agree with my fellow yorkshireman Boycs anyone who averages over 40 is a top class test batsman. Finally your going out on top 2 (potentially 3) innings defeats of Australia in their own back garden, where they get to choose the conditions your playing under is something we may not see the like of again.

Good BBC blogging cover and TMS superb as ever.

It's unfortunate that a certain ex-Aussie hijacked TV coverage of the best contest in sport.

Great blog again Tom - surely there is a promotion for you within the BBC after your much appreicated efforts. Most bloggers get ripped to pieces.

Anyhow - may I suggest we burn the stumps tommorrow and put the ashes into an urn?

#39 and #36 i wasn't having a go at him - i'm not paid to write for the bbc, besides i'm sure as a professional he wouldn't want the mistake there

Great Test Career Colly - Gritty batter, good dibbly dobblies and great fielder!

However, when people say he's the best England Fielder ever, by miles etc lets not forget the fantastic Derek "Rags" Randall - who was excellent in the field before it became the thing to do.

He also managed to really annoy the Aussies!!!

Excellent blog Tom as always.

Farewell Colly you did England proud, now help us win the World Cup!

Congrats England on an historic memorable demolition job of the old enemy! Absolute fantastic viewing!
Bring on India & SA!
Incidentally, with the SA v India 3rd test petering out into a likely draw. The SA experts are voicing serious concerns about the SA bowling attack if Steyn fails to fire & they are demanding changes.

Finally and I forgot, Thanks a lot Tom you have done your usualy great job long may it continue as most of the 44 comments up there have already said!

Mr Tom,

Your comment abour Mitchell Johnson saying "You think he'd be kicking himself, but with his accuracy he'd probably miss" is pure genius! May you be commended for making me crack a smile on such a dull and miserable day in England, partially warmed by the fact that we've stuffed the Aussie's, convincingly and left them to stew in their own failings like they've done to us over the last 30 years.

All this success will also help as i'm off travelling to Australia later this year, and whilst warned by my brother who travelled there a few years back about the "ribbing" that i'll get for being a "Pom", i know i can hold my head high, puff out my chest and recite "3-1, 3-1" until my voice is horse!

Well done England, thoroughly deserved performances we've been brewing for a couple of years and now we're at full steam. Bring on India in the summer, which should prove to be an actual test for our team!

Hopefully it'll all be over before midnight tonight so i can crack open the Horlicks and join in the celebrations whilst i sleep!

...bring on the 1 dayers. Can't wait!

Also bring Sri lanka and India this summer!

Absolutely fantastic day again from England. I was planning to go to bed early last night to catch up some of the lost sleep but made the "mistake" of starting to watch the first session. It was so much fun that I couldn't switch it off!

Was quite optimistic about this tour beforehand but never in my wildest dreams did I think that we would destroy them in the manner that we have, playing almost flawless cricket throughout 3.5 tests. We all know the Aussies are pretty poor (they have at at least 2 players who would not even get in Bangladesh's test team) but we are beginning to look like a seriously good side. Everyone knows their role and performs outstandingly on a very regular basis.

Worth giving some major plaudits to the backroom staff as well - particularly Flower, Saker and Gooch.

Man of the series for me - step forward Mr Mitchell Johnson. Never have I had so much fun watching an Australian bowl a cricket ball!!!

And Collingwood is doing exactly the right thing - it is the perfect time to retire (gracefully) so that someone new can bed into the team while they are playing well. I just hope that someone isn't Bopara - surely he has had enough chances and been found wanting on so many occasions. But I am sure that with Strauss and Flower in charge, whoever they pick will be the right man (even if it is Bopara!).

Great to see the much lauded Khawaja get a hight score! honestly what was all the fuss about?

Forgot to say - great blog Tom! A lot of people have commented on your little jibe at everyone's favourite Aussie left arm fast bowler but I actually prefer "England's batsmen have made so much hay they could feed the field of the Grand National". Genius. Pure genius.

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Above the number of stumps Mitchell needs to be a good bowler and he'd still struggle to hit 9!

#51 Dont write off Bopara just yet.
Morgan will get his chance next, but I think Bopara could be the perfect replacement in this team for collingwood (he can bowl a bit) as long as he comes in at 6!

Strauss
Cook
Trott
KP
Bell
Morgan / Bopara
Prior

Looks a pretty good batting line up to me!

Anderson had answered his critics too that he couldn't bowl in Australian conditions with the kookaburgh, top wicket taker by miles.
Next time Glenn predicts a 5-0 whitewash the journo's should ask, 'So Glenn you becoming a fan of England and Wales then!'

Dear Tom,
I follow you on Twitter and on your blog and I'm sure it's been as fun for you to write as it is for me to read. I first started following the English team when Athers took over from Gooch in the middle of the 94 Ashes at home and I got addicted when we lost 3-1 against the WI with Ambrose and Walsh causing havoc (e.g. 46 all out). Since then, it's been an agonisingly slow ascent from ineptitude in the 90's, to almighty highs and awful lows in the '00s and now real belief in a N°1 Team in all formats in the '10s.
And all from afar as I'm an ex-pat. Following them around the globe from the comfort of my home when all the people around me are baffled by 'addiction' is a particularly strange experience but it allows me, especially in this social media driven age, to at least share the agonies and ecstasies with other fans without acually knowing them in person. People like you, other bloggers, Twitters, commentators and journalists now allow me to get to know the cricket experience and even the team itself without ever having played properly or actively gone to see many games (mainly through lack of money).
If ever I do get the chance to join the Barmy Army on tour down under, to the Windies or perhaps to South Africa, I think it would be the fulfilment of years of 'passive' experience through people such as yourself, important parts of a strange, but not-at-all isolated existence of being an English cricket fan.
I reflect on this because for once I'm deservingly proud of this team, MY team, that I've followed for such a long time, having given so much time and requesting nothing in return. And here they are, 3 innings victories, 4 500+ scores, Cook with over 700 runs and 3 centuries, 92 wickets, 644 runs in one innings with 3 centurions,... What a ride.

I've always been a massive fan of Colly. He and Jonty made fielding sexy. If leaping as high as Colly does and plucking a 130 km/h ball from over your head with three fingers safely into the palm of your hand isn't talent, I don't know what is.

Counting chickens and at the risk of provoking an historic last wicket stand, does anyone know the last time Australia lost by an innings three times in a series?

I hope we have a fresh urn ready for the death of Australian cricket.

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#55

As I said above, if Flower, Strauss & whoever think Bopara is the best man for the job then I'll bow to their superior knowledge and wish him the best. However, it is rare for someone to have had as many chances as he has and then to finally come good. I think Morgan must be first in line, followed by Hildreth and Lyth. Don't know if any of them can bowl so we may need Bell/Trott/Pietersen to chip in with the odd little spell that Collingwood provides.

But that's the future - let's enjoy the here and now!!!

Show some class 59, mind you you haven't yet so I don't know why I am bothering.

What a day for english cricket yes we have trounced the Aussies, every prediction you made was wrong! Now go away you imbacile!

Great blog Tom - again. Just like England this series you have kept delivering.

I still cant believe England are about to inflict a third innings defeat on the Aussies in their own back yard. Even in the team of McGrath, Warne, Waugh etc... they never managed that.

I shall be very sleepy at work tomorrow - in fact i might not make it at all!

It has been refreshing to see an England team with so many good to brilliant batsmen.
Nothing is more draining than removing those you perceive as massive threats (Trott and Pietersen for less than 40 combined) and then watch as a middle and top order start knocking the ball everywhere.
The running between wickets emphasised the new England to me - it has been determined and ruthless, with excellent calls by the batsmen.

And the approach has been right. It was important, I felt, that England did not lose or get embarrassed in the warm up matches. The Aussies thrive on feel good waves and ride them well.....England needed to raise eyebrows, set out their intent and get some doubts from day 1 of their arrival....which they did.
Collingwood was and is a great team player. Sure, his batting wasn't so good, but his fielding (and bowling!!) was of immense importance to the series.
England will miss him, but as shown with the depth of bowlers to replace Broad, it seems we have exciting players knocking at the door.
My only hope is we make sure we invest in the game, get kids playing and move talent on. For if there is one thing you can be sure of, it is that the Aussies will be launching a massive school and acadamy campaign to find the talent.
We must not believe, as we tend to do when we win big, that all the work is done and we now will win everything on automatic pilot.

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#45 - kaufman39 - when in a hole, keep on digging!!

If you want prose, don't read blogs.....

Fantastic performance by England with bat and ball. Really delighted to see us winning so convincingly.

However, Australia have been extremely poor in all departments and even today could not get in the right mindset to bat for a draw. Too many aggressive strokes and getting a run out is totally unacceptable.

Not that I'm complaining mind you!

In the spirit of PSAR I'd just like to point out how poorly England have played and how fortunate they have been.

Firstly, England have had the best of all the tosses and the conditions. Whenever Australia have been bowling, the pitch has been a featherbed which has immediately two-paced and turning as soon as England have started to bowl. Sometimes this can take as little as the changeover of innings. I've never known such variability in pitches.

Assessing individuals' performance:

Batting:

England's batting has been shockingly poor bearing in mind what marvellous batting conditions they have enjoyed. They've only managed to score heavily when it's been easy to score.

A good batsman will score when conditions are tricky, for example when the team is bowled out for 300 or fewer. To count as a good team batting performance, I'd expect 2 or 3 batsmen to score a century or more (ideally 150+) with support from another 2 or 3 batsmen scoring 50+

England's batting performance has been so poor they have never managed to have 2 or 3 centurions and another 2 or 3 half-centurions in a score of 300 or fewer. FACT !!!

The true test of batting performance is how well a team bats in the second innings. Taking out the first test (which was clearly a freak), England have only scored 123 runs in 4 tests in the second innings - that's an average of just over 30 for the whole team - abject performance. FACT !!!!

Likewise for individual performances, once you strip out the double centuries, centuries, and half centuries (which are clearly unrepresentative due to the easy batting conditions), the England batsmen have performed poorly FACT !!!!

Bowling:

Obviously England have had the best of the bawling conditions as the results have shown but the true test of a bowler is whether they get 10 or more wickets in a test.

One performance like that would be a freak so really you'd want 2 or 3 bowlers to get 10 or more wickets in a match to have a good team performance with another couple of players chipping in with 5 wickets or more.

At no time in this series has England had 2 or 3 bowlers getting 10 or more wickets in the same match. A shockingly poor bowling performance, FACT !!!!

By their very nature, wickets are a small proportion of balls bowled. Removing this tiny percentage of "freak" balls from the averages, England have taken no wickets at all, FACT !!!!!!


I think I have conclusively proved that any Australian player could stroll into the England team at any position they choose to play at, FACT !!!!!!!

As for Swann being found out, how do you come to that conclusion. The groundsman at every venue have deliberately prepared seamers cause they don't have a spinner of Swanns class. He's taken more wickets than any other spinner in the series (oh wait they dont have one what a shame).

Just want to add my name to the many who have thanked Colly for his efforts in the test side in the last 8 years, a true servant to the game. Also massively agree with what Vaughan said about Collingwood's "lack of talent" - anyone see his performances for the Daredevils in last years IPL? He was absolutely smashing everyone! Will be missed in the test side, but hopefully will have a good few more years winning the 50 and 20 over competitions! Come on Colly!

So its a sad day really, the good news: England will wrap up the series for a historic 3-1 win tomorrow. The bad news: All of the things I will miss -

1. The live texting (praying for red alerts for the fall of Aussie wickets)
2. The amusing tweets for the resident BBC journos
3. The well written Blogs/Articles from Tom and Aggers
4. The freebie podcasts with Geoff and Aggers
5. The banter from us ordinary folk on these blogs...some of which has made me laugh out loud, or shake my head in disbelief (love the way they just degenerate into absolute random rubbish)

As an all round sports fan I hope the Beeb do the same for Wimbledon...and we can all eulogise about the Fed!...adios amigos!

This seems a long time ago from the first day of the series. Peter Siddle after his hatrick:

"What happened at The Oval is a massive part of what's driving us on. You don't want to lose any game, so losing the Ashes is awful. I can remember it now: we went on the field for the presentation and had to watch England yahooing when they were handed the urn."

When England are negotiating sponsorship deals for the next Ashes series they should approach Yahoo!

Paul Collingwood - How many England players can say that they are a World T20 winning captain and a winner of the Ashes 3 times?? I cant think of any!! There is even a chance that he will add a 50 over World Cup title to his honour list!!

A truly great English cricketer who has been vastly under-rated and unfairly criticised by many a man!

He may not have stood out like Pietersen or Flintoff or Harmison but I think England will for a short time at least struggle slightly in all aspects of the game, batting, bowling, fielding, tactics and discipline.

All that should be said is Thank You Paul for making such a good contribution to English cricket not only in the way you played but in the example and standard you set for all English cricketers to follow!

PS Think you would be a great coach as well and look forward to seeing you add Ashes, T20 World Cup and One Day World Cup winning coach to your achievements!

Further to my earlier post, I missed out saying that I think the 'Barmies' have been brilliant, some of the chants have been very funny, and they gave Mrs Mc Grath day a special tribute with their pink St George's flags and the way they dressed in pink, good on you 'Barmies' you have been a credit to England.

And #59, I'm not sure you've been watching the right game.

Cheers Tom for a great blog.

Collingwood averages 40+ the two you quote average 5! I think even an idiot like you can work out your just plain stupid!
Tuffnel couldn't field, Malcolm could just about bowl (blow more cold than hot) come up with something better or disapear

Anyway I shall quit feeding the troll its like talking to the middle one of the three wise monkeys!

Just flipping awesome!
Its always mixed emotions at the end of a series, and I'll miss all the night shifts, but I am chuffed to bits!

Couple of random observations.
Amongst the more obvious great performances, big "Up" to Swannie for all those tight overs building up the pressure.

I found myself thinking back to 2005 and Brett Lee's attitude. When it became obvious that the Ashes had gone I remember him looking really furious and tearing in even faster to bowl some fierce overs... raging against the imminent loss. THAT is the spirit that this crop of Aussies is completely missing. Who cares though!

Thanks for the blogs Tom, and thanks for the comments to you all, its been fun.

#59 The troll returns. Ducked out of school at mid-day did we? This blog has been a much better and more pleasant place without you. You might also care to read the chorus of praise for Paul Collingwood from all quarters before taking yet another of your churlishly nonsensical digs at him.

He was a player absolutely of his time, and gave England the backbone they needed at a time they needed it. Now he realises his time has passed and his work is done, and he's leaving in the time and manner of his choosing with his head held high.

If only you could learn a lesson from this and depart in a fitting manner (i.e. silently)...

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#67

Love it perfect summary of the england performance, I do hope you were extracing the urine!

All this user's posts have been removed.Why?

Lol like you alledged world class Singh who recently complained he wasn't getting any cause the wickets of the subcontinent weren't turning?? I think not try again he's got 14 wickets on unfavourable wickets go away and try another angle!

#81 I miss you about as much as a dog misses fleas.

We all know to whom I refer; he does not engage in reasoned debate (which I assumed was the purpose of these comment threads) and he is merely getting in the way of the adults.

As his prose is very easy to spot and it is quite obvious he is nothing but a troll, could someone in the admin section please delete and block this imbecile?

#45

So, do as I say not as I do? Wassack!

#67 I completely agree. The luck England have had is immense, especially Cook. At least 700 of his runs have been a little streaky.

Its a pity Anderson has failed so miserably as well. A top class bowler only taking 23 wickets at an average of not much more than 25 is really nothing to write home about.

Farewell Colly. You have been immense. Others may be able to replace your battling, but the fielding will never be matched in a long time.

'If england win 3-1' are you just dumb or playing dumb 3-1 is a certainty as is my 2K pay out at ladbrookes. All I did for that one was take your prediction and reverse it funny that so I guess I should say thanks hahaha!

Funny you never sound happy when enlgand win you spent most of the series prediciting they'd lose! Don't even try saying you didn't as we can all go back and trawl up you idiotic predictions.

Remember 2nd test you predicted england all out and australia 150-0 end day two! we can get more of those if you like

#67 hadn't realised that until you so cleverly pointed it out. We clearly need to get rid of the dead wood and start again with this team. It's a national disgrace.

@ #82

Yeah but take out those 14 wicket taking balls and what do you get ?

213.5 - 42 - 585 - 0

Hardly inspiring is it ?

;-)

@79

That's just a bit sad really.

England have totally outplayed and hammered Aussie.

As for Swann, he's got far more out of flat seamers wickets than any of the Aussie "spin" bowlers so writing him off is way off the mark.

Tom many thanks for all your blogs over this Ashes series, they have been a joy to read and as an avid England fan who now resides in Oz I have eagerly anticipated each exciting instalment.

Firstly congratulations to England on a comprehensive victory, after so many years of hurt who would have thought that 3 victories by an innings against the old enemy would have been possible.

I would like to add my thanks and appreciation to the efforts that Paul Collingwood has made to the England team during his test career. I was fortunate to be in Cape Town for his heroics in early 2010 and have enjoyed his efforts and never say die attitude for his country during his tenure. Dispite what the troll has previously posted he is a fantastic player with bat, ball and fielding and WILL be missed. Paul thank you for everything.

Can't wait for the morning and the after party!!!!

So, P.S.A.R is now R.O.T.S, an apt name I feel, as he talks a load of ROT and must have a Simple mind. Go back to school and stop playing truant you bad lad.

#86

He's had batting too see previous blogs where we showed he has had series averages up in the 50's. Agree with you on the fielding though. Lest we forget

2008 v SA 58.00......46.50
2008/09 v India 42.66......49.66
2008/09 v WI 61.42......58.00
2009 v WI 68......24.5
2009 v Aus 27.77......38.25
2009/10 v SA 57.33......25.28
2009/10 v Bang 49.33......83.33
2010 v Bang DNP......46.00
2010 v Pak 19.83......23.33
2010/11 v Aus 14.00......64.80

the averages on the right ar KP's for the same series plenty of better batsman would be proud of those!
Oh and Troll we can go back further if you like if you take your hands off your ears (monkey boy)

#59 - I probably shouldn't waste my breath (or even fingers in this case), but you obviously aren't a true England supporter by denigrating Colly on this day of all days.

You don't play nearly 70 tests, average over 40 and become one of the best fielders in the world without being a decent player. And Colly was so much more than just stats. He has brought many attributes to the team including professionalism, resilience and a refusal to accept defeat.

Yes, he's had a poor series with the bat - but so has Ponting and he is one of the all-time greats. Judge a player on a career, not a series.

I am sure that the vast majority of England fans have huge respect for what Collingwood has done for his country - that certainly seems to be the case here where yet again you are in a minority of one.

Brizzle Don #67 - Brilliant!

Also in relation to PSAR. Obviously you're just a sad little internet troll looking for some attention. However you do inadvertently raise an interesting point re Swann.

The England seamers have Swann to thank almost as much as their own fabulous consistency. It is his fantastic performances over the past couple of years which had Australia running scared, and forced the groundsman to produce green wickets which have played right in to the hands of Anderson et al.

Swann's miserly economy rate (just 2.71 through the series) has also allowed Strauss to keep him on at one end and therefore keep the three seam attack fresh. Absoultely no doubt that even on wickets that offer no assistance, Swann has been as important in this series as any other member of the England attack.

#89

Love it (I was only joking though he's not a bad spinner either!). It will be interesting seeing them bowling on the same wickets next summer!. ROTS will probably make a prediction that our spinner will be outclassed but based on the sucess of his others I don't mind that!

Christmas and New Year 2010:

I will remember this for the Cricket, it has been the one thing this year that has put a smile on my face, after a horrible year of being out of work, and struggling, this has cheered me up no end.

The Blogs from Tom, the TMS team, the Cricket, and the demolition of the Aussies have all made for a great three weeks.

Thank you England Cricket, thank you TMS team and thank you Tom Fordyce.

PS: The good news I got this week, I have a job starting on 11th January.

#95

Yes troll tends to forget this is a team game, tight bowling does make other bowlers take wickets cause the batsmen look to score runs at the other end.

Cheers Colly, here's to you taking the winning catch later..

PSAR,

So you think that international test sides needed to be taught that if you attack an off spinner on a pitch that does not spin, he will be vunerable?

The truth is, he was vunerable. And yet he came through it with an excellent economy rate and the pitches which HE forced Australia to prepare were a huge factor in the manner of Englands victory.

If you're going to attempt to troll online, at least pick a subject you know something about!