Your Letters
Step aside Derren Brown. Any chance of giving him 49 numbered boxes filled with mussels before Saturday night?
Ralph, Chatham, Kent
I correctly predicted (like Paul - "German 'psychic' octopus predicts victory for Spain") that Spain would beat Germany. As this gives me 100% record compared to Paul's 70%, does this make me more 'psychic' than Paul?
Dave Simms, Slough, UK
Only in Britain would police describe a time as "teatime". Anyone actually know when this is?
Kate, London
"How do you tape people's arms up if there's no tape? Well, you use firemen's duct tape," I'll remember this next time I'm involved in an emergency. No tape? Just use tape.
Dave M, Hertford
Well, this depends whether we're talking double deckers or Olympic-sized swimming pools...
Hoddo, Botto
Was it just me, or was anyone else slightly disappointed not to see a gigantic coin in this article?
Amy, Glasgow
Awww, I thought it was going to be a coin as big as your head. What with that and 'how big is big' yesterday, all round thwarted expectations.
Sarah, Nantwich, UK
Oh, Adam (Wednesday's letters), I'm confused. Do you mean PM is definitely a man because it was Morrisey who sang those lines, or that PM is definitely a woman because she hasn't got enough clothes?
Julie, London
Adam (Wednesday's letters), I'm afraid inform you that my husband blindsided me with that complaint just this weekend... and he ended up with a new outfit.
Tamsin, Exeter