Jinsy Report #2
DAILY GREET!
Today in the Hut on Nancy Pier, local folk dribbler Melody Lane is signing copies of her latest cartridge, Four Golden Grates. Melody's musical heritage can be traced back to the earliest warblings, on wax earcone, of Joycee Fomm, whose method of spreading gossip through song took the island by storm, reaching its zenith with her incredible rendition of the ditty, Jonn Bovin Is A Secret Pill Taker And Is Messing With That Girl From The Arcade.
Melody stands at 2.3 theritsons high but, unusually for a woman, has no Parfitt gland. These glands control volume and pitch, as well as the ability to open doors from a distance further away than the length of a person's arm.
Keep an eye on your tesselator tomorrow for another Jinsy Report. In the meantime, why not watch This is Jinsy on iPlayer?
Today in the Hut on Nancy Pier, local folk dribbler Melody Lane is signing copies of her latest cartridge, Four Golden Grates. Melody's musical heritage can be traced back to the earliest warblings, on wax earcone, of Joycee Fomm, whose method of spreading gossip through song took the island by storm, reaching its zenith with her incredible rendition of the ditty, Jonn Bovin Is A Secret Pill Taker And Is Messing With That Girl From The Arcade.Melody stands at 2.3 theritsons high but, unusually for a woman, has no Parfitt gland. These glands control volume and pitch, as well as the ability to open doors from a distance further away than the length of a person's arm.
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Keep an eye on your tesselator tomorrow for another Jinsy Report. In the meantime, why not watch This is Jinsy on iPlayer?
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