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Aled | 15:54 UK time, Wednesday, 4 October 2006


Seeing as Chris hasn’t written a blog since the 9th of September we all felt it was his turn to write one today.

Unfortunately, as The Saviour himself points out, he’s too busy focusing on staying alive following his near death experience yesterday to write a blog (and in any case, it’s the eve of Project Shush so he needs to start queing outside his local bookstore). Chris tried to dictate his blog to me as he ran out of the building but I don’t have a Dictaphone, I can’t write shorthand and Chris can talk pretty fast. So here (to the best of my memory) is what Chris did yesterday...

Hi I’m Chris Moyles. I’m great. Yesterday was a busy day but then if often is, it’s like that when you’re a megastar like me. I left Radio 1 Headquarters early yesterday feeling pretty good (Aled is such a great producer, I love working with him as it’s so refreshing to work around someone who doesn’t have an ego). I then went home to prepare for my appearance on The Paul O’Grady Show. Paul’s great.

It was at home that I started to feel short of breath and pains started to develop in my chest. Being the mega-star that I am I phoned my chauffeur… Giles and asked him to hurry me to the nearest privately funded Hospital (preferably one with a swimming pool and German channels in the bedroom). [Aled: I admit this bit was a bit hazy, it was either that or Hackney Hospital]

After a short wait and I got the all-clear from the doctors, I phoned Parf Daddy (Radio 1’s Controller) and told him it was fine for James King to stand down as I will, afterall be in tomorrow morning. (Bad luck James, so close, maybe next time). The Doctors begged me to go home and put my feet up acknowledging that I just work too hard, but you know me, I’m not one to offend someone so I can’t let my mate Paul O’Grady down especially as Project Shush is out this week, do you KNOW how many housewives watch that show?

This morning was yet another good show. But then how couldn’t it be. I’m on it! Quite tiring though, not only did I have the usual attention from Carrie and Jo Whiley but I had Corinne (Bailey Rae) getting all stroppy with me for not giving her enough of my loving! (Calm down girls, there’s enough of me to go around). In fact, between you and me it was embarrassing how much Corinne BEGGED me to go with her on her private jet to New York. But, as I said to her “love, I just don’t have the time! When you’re a mega-star like I am you’ll realise you can’t just drop everything at a moment’s notice” especially when there’s project shush to promote.

Oh well. If you’d like to hear her embarrass herself as she threw herself towards me in the interview you can go here to listen again.

Right, gotto go. Mega-star things to do. Plus, Gordon Ramsay’s in tomorrow so need to read his new book, or at least flick through the pictures. Ha! Bring out his own book! Who’d sell out and do something like that? *

Aled Chris

p.s. Did I tell you how GREAT Aled is btw?

* The Gospel on How To Produce Saviours by Aled Haydn Jones available now in all good bookstores rrp £19.99

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  • 1.
  • At 04:11 PM on 05 Dec 2006,
  • lorraine wrote:

Hiya Chris
check out a dead cool band on the web called 'Scaryhouse', address is
www,scaryhouse.co.uk
www.myspace.com/yearslater
Thanks
keep up the great show!!!
lorraine

  • 2.
  • At 09:35 PM on 07 Oct 2006,
  • Alexander Winchester wrote:

Can someone please remove ( with force if required ) Chris Moyles from the BBC building, permanently?

Cheers.

  • 3.
  • At 04:46 PM on 06 Oct 2006,
  • Aaron Gale wrote:

Now you've done it, you've gone and mentioned Hackney Hospital, you know that Ronnie Corbett is going to be all over the place now. That's if he's not busy seducing Andy Millman!

  • 4.
  • At 01:51 PM on 05 Oct 2006,
  • charlotte wrote:

i'm just writing this to tell you how much i enjoy the show. i have never listened to radio that much before and certainly not in the mornings as i would usually be asleep. now i have changed my job i am in the car from 6:45 am to 8:30 am. you people have me laughing all the way down the A614 to nottingham everyday. the show is fab. by the way aled are you ok after being trapped in the sofa. although i have been thinking about it all day and chuckeling to myself x

  • 5.
  • At 01:49 AM on 05 Oct 2006,
  • ad wrote:

The thing about todays show is, I had a premonition about what todays tedious link would be, I was thinking about it around half 7ish, IMAGINE if you for SOME REASON thought that John Lennon would be the link?? How freaky would it feel when it was announced at 9?? Seriously, I was gobsmacked, me and Dave are telepathic, what a weird coincidence otherwise, even chris was pleasently surprised. Could you tell Dave that today I knew where the link went, to my head and back to the studio again..

  • 6.
  • At 10:07 PM on 04 Oct 2006,
  • Davina wrote:

Very good blog, Chris (and Aled). Did you use the same method to write your book.
p.s. if you read this out, does this mean I get a free copy of your autobiography (written by yourself of course)

  • 7.
  • At 09:32 PM on 04 Oct 2006,
  • Denise wrote:

About time Aled got alittle praise from Chris, even if he has to write it in himself.

P.S. Get the hoff to number 1. Woohoo!!!!!

  • 8.
  • At 09:11 PM on 04 Oct 2006,
  • garry wrote:

Well I think ure all great you all make me laugh especially Dom a.k.a D.j Baldy Baldy his mix today was phat like me.

Marching on together.

  • 9.
  • At 08:04 PM on 04 Oct 2006,
  • Lucy Haig wrote:

Loving the Aled/Chris blog! Maybe you guys should do one together, a sort of comedy double act thing lol!

  • 10.
  • At 07:47 PM on 04 Oct 2006,
  • Mike (GBM) wrote:

Nice one Aled, at first I thought someone was doing the dirty work for the team but then I acted slightly geeky and checked the image url sadly it's 'chrisaled.jpg' good work Aled, you'll be getting your award in the post someday soon

p.s if no award arrives:
1) someone stole it
2) Post has been delayed
3) I forgot to get an award :D

  • 11.
  • At 06:23 PM on 04 Oct 2006,
  • Frances Jones wrote:

Very funny blog, I almost felt that Aled was ghostwriting. I have bought the book 'The Gospel According to Chris Moyles' for £12.99 at W H Smiths, well worth it.

  • 12.
  • At 05:42 PM on 04 Oct 2006,
  • Jonathan wrote:

Nice blog Chris. Er, Aled.

  • 13.
  • At 04:53 PM on 04 Oct 2006,
  • ScottyR wrote:

Ha Ha Ha, nice one aled, I bet Chris will take the blog seriusly now!!!! p.s I don't think u get the praise which u deserve, u r underated. Down with Moyles up with ALED!!!! CHEER CHEEr CHEER

Has Chris went on some new slimming plan, or has chubby replaced his photo with someone who's extremely constipated!!!.


P.S: I Know It's Aled

P.S.S: Chris is'nt chubby

P.S.S.S: Hi Aled

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