Six things Lord Alan Sugar really hates right now
'You ask me the same question every year. No No No!' - Lord Sugar gives Greg a tough time...
Things get heated down at Radio 1 as Greg asks about the new Apprentice series, oh dear.
Lord Alan Sugar joined Greg James on air this week and he brought all the lols to Radio 1.
Not really, he was probably the grumpiest guest we've ever had in our studios BUT THAT IS WHY WE LOVE HIM.
The Apprentice returns to the BBC this week, but before he turns his temper to the hapless wannabes hoping to score a chunk of his fortune, here's six things Lord Al really, really doesn't like talking about right now.
1. Being asked about The Great British Bake Off
No, he's not doing it and he's not going to a different channel. Ever.
Me, go to Channel 4? That won't happen. I'm not interested.Lord Alan Sugar
"It's not a case of money, I don't do these things for money," he told Greg.
"First of all, I wouldn't have a clue where to start."
"Channel 4? Me, go to Channel 4? That won't happen. I'm not interested, no money whatever. I've got no time to spend it."
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2. Snapchat
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3. Being called a billionaire
How much money does Lord Alan Sugar have? A LOT. But let's not put a precise amount on it.
"It [a billion pound fortune] would be good if it was true but it was a bit of poetic license from one of the newspapers.
"I don't know where they get these figures.
"I keep telling them not to say that. I keep telling them to say 'he's worth a lot of money'. He's got a few quid."
4. Air traffic controllers
Lord Alan has a new plane, but this is being spoiled by air traffic controllers finding out who he is.
"It happened to me once in Jersey, where the air traffic controllers were told by the ground crew that it was me taking off," he says.
"One of the controllers, when he handed me over from Jersey to London he said, 'you're fired'.
"I said, 'Oh really, I've never heard that before, that's quite amazing'.
"He was trying to be funny. He could have got fired for that."
5. The Olympics
Rio 2016 was an inspiring, unifying experience. For most people.
I find the Olympics a bit boringLord Alan Sugar
"To be honest I find the Olympics a bit boring," says Lord Alan.
"Watching people running circles round a track. I just don't get it."
6. Donald Trump
There's no rivalry between the UK and US versions of The Apprentice. Mainly because the British one is superior (says Lord Alan Sugar).
"You know, I'm a different class to Donald," he says.
"I'm much better than the Donald. You know that, everyone knows that, even the Americans who don't know England exists come over, watch my show and say my show is better than Donald."
And no, of course he doesn't want to follow in Trump's political footsteps.
"The last thing I'd ever want to do would be Prime Minister. I wouldn't do it and I wouldn't be invited to do it either."
The Apprentice is on at 9pm on Thursday on BBC 1
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