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Poems for Ambridge
Kenton, the Grundys, Brian, Susan and Lynda are paid poetic tribute by our Bards of
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A Christmas composition for Kenton
By Terence Skinner on BBC The Archers Facebook
A poem for Susan
You're a gossip, dearest Susan, your mouth is on the go, but what would Ambridge do though if you weren't in the know?
Ruth's darkest hour
Now... what rhymes with hits?
Linda's show are always hits And this year there'll be Ambridge... villagers taking to the stage at Lower Loxley.
Here's where it all goes dark...
So Helen Titchener, what have you done? Got yourself pregnant, to give the devil a son #Archerspoetry
Bye, Baby Bunting Rob's gone a hunting Gone to get a fox's skin To wrap the spawn of Satan in
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Ode to Joe's undercrackers
Oliver & Caroline lend Grange Farm to the Grundys; What a shock to come home to.... Joe's old crusty undies.
Brian's afeardy of all beardy-weirdies
Grain baron Brian hates herbal lays and Adam's ideas too, he prefers his older ways and subsidies from the EU. #thearchers
Further Grundy verses
Christmas is coming, Toby's geese are getting fat; the Grundys needn't move to a grotty one-bed flat #AmbridgePoetry
Grundy ode
Calendar Girls in verse
I'm Lynda, director, I need you in the buff What a year..the flood..and the 'mystery' of my precious Scruff
Jean Harvey fading star, joined the show from afar, but in the bosom stakes, doesn't have what it takes.
