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Ten disability Valentine love messages
Open up your newspaper on Valentine's Day and you'll see pages and pages of cute and fluffy messages in which, for example, Snugglebum sends his declaration of undying love to his sweetheart, Twinkly Babe. Or something. But what if you're thinking of writing disability-themed love lines? Ouch offers some lurvely suggestions ...
- To my little Nympho Naidex,
I want to resource you at your centre.
Love Elbow Crutch - To Buttons,
Give me some assistance, you filthy dog!
Rags the Pony - To my Clearasil-hating love,
Your body braille makes for good reading.
Magoo - To my little bipolar bear,
I'm always on a high when I'm with you.
From Manic Monkey - To my slurpy terp,
Was that sign language, or are you just rude to the core?
From See Hear Jimmy - To my slurpy terp,
Was that sign language, or are you just rude to the core?
From See Hear Jimmy - To my Stannah Stunner,
Ramp me up, I'm fully accessible.
From Theraputic Dolphin - To my brave soldier,
Is that a grabstick you're holding, or are you just pleased to see me?
From your Quad Bike - To my Blue Badger,
You can park in my space any time!
Love Mo Tability - To Big Ass Burger,
It's not just my scooter that's got a horn.
Love Ample Amputee
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