Unit 18: Different ways of saying 'if'
How to say 'if' without using 'if'
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- 2 Reported speech in 90 seconds!
- 3 If or whether?
- 4 5 ways to use 'would'
- 5 Let and allow
- 6 Passive voice
- 7 Unless
- 8 Mixed conditionals
- 9 The zero article - in 90 seconds
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- 11 The. That's right - the! Learn all about it in 90 seconds
- 12 The continuous passive
- 13 Future perfect
- 14 Need + verb-ing
- 15 Have something done
- 16 Wish
- 17 Word stress
- 18 Different ways of saying 'if'
- 19 Passive reporting structures
- 20 The subjunctive
- 21 When and if
- 22 Inversion
- 23 Phrasal verbs
- 24 The future
- 25 Modals in the past
- 26 Narrative tenses
- 27 Phrasal verb myths
- 28 Conditionals review
- 29 Used to - review
- 30 Linking words of contrast
Session 5
There's an important customer at The White Elephant restaurant - who Gordon wants to impress. Can he cook something that will 'exceed his expectations'? Watch and learn some phrases related to excellence.
Activity 1
Drama: The White Elephant
Episode 18: Excellence
A VIP [Very Important Person] has decided to come and eat at The White Elephant and try out the food. Gordon cooks him something really special - but is it what the customer had in mind? Find out in this episode and listen out for phrases related to excellence.
Watch the video and complete the activity

Ceilia
Do you know who we've got in the restaurant tonight?
Gordon
A customer?
Ceilia
Well yes… it's a VIP…
Peter
A 'V-I-P'… what's that?
Ceilia
A Very Important Person – it's the town mayor. I can't believe that he's decided to eat in our restaurant tonight.
Gordon
Yes, that's the type of top-notch customer I like to cook for. Royalty!
Mary
Well he's not royalty Gordon, but he is an important person so I'm going to give this plate an extra polish.
Peter
There's the order Gordon. He wants champagne too… I'll go and get some.
Ceilia
I hope you've sobered up after last week and I hope you're going to pull out all the stops to make an excellent dish.
Gordon
Excellence is what I excel at Ceilia, you know that. Right let's get to work… wow, he wants the steak surprise. I can tell this is a man with first-class taste.
Ceilia
Oh just get on with it Gordon.
Gordon
There finished – perfect! Peter!
Mary
Well done Gordon… you really have gone above and beyond your usual standards.
Gordon
Peter, I want you to take this to the mayor. Any bad view he has of our restaurant will be blown right out of the water when he tastes that food.
Gordon
Well, what did he say?
Peter
He said we had 'exceeded his expectations'.
Gordon
Good, good.
Peter
Yes… we are even worse than he had expected. And also, he is a vegetarian and has never eaten meat.
Gordon
But this order said steak surprise…
Peter
That one does… but this says mushroom risotto.
Ceilia
Excellent!
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Vocabulary
top-notch
high quality
pull all the stops out
make a big effort so that something is very successful
excel at
do something very well
first-class
best quality
gone above and beyond
done more than was expected
blown right out of the water
shown to be false
exceeded his expectations
be more extreme than what you thought would happen
White Elephant quiz
3 Questions
How much did you understand in The White Elephant: Episode 18?
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Activity
How much did you understand in The White Elephant: Episode 18?
Hint
Watch the episode again.Question 1 of 3
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Activity
How much did you understand in The White Elephant: Episode 18?
Hint
Look at the vocab reference again.Question 2 of 3
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Activity
How much did you understand in The White Elephant: Episode 18?
Hint
It was something negative.Question 3 of 3
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End of Session 5
Next time, love is in the air at The White Elephant restaurant when Mary gets a gift but she doesn't know who it's from.
Session Vocabulary
top-notch
high qualitypull all the stops out
make a big effort so that something is very successfulexcel at
do something very wellfirst-class
best qualitygone above and beyond
done more than was expectedblown right out of the water
shown to be falseexceeded his expectations
be more extreme than what you thought would happen