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Police Getting Closer

Mark Devenport | 17:24 UK time, Wednesday, 26 March 2008

Anyone who listened to today's Northern Ireland Questions would have come to the conclusion that the date for policing and justice powers coming to Stormont is receding. But in one respect the Police are getting closer to the Assembly building. Sting, Andy and Stewart were due to be playing their summer gig elsewhere on the Stormont estate. But they have now shifted up the hill to play with the imposing backdrop of Parliament Buildings behind them. So that's the Police sorted. Policing is another matter.

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  • 1.
  • At 06:09 PM on 26 Mar 2008,
  • RJ wrote:

Will 24-7 Spyz be playing inside?

  • 2.
  • At 05:07 PM on 31 Mar 2008,
  • Susie Flood wrote:

Mark

DAITHÍ MCKAY & DECLAN O’LOAN WANT TO JOIN THE POLICE

Have you heard the latest, Mark? The prospect of the Police playing a gig at Stormont has had a positive impact on relationships between Sinn Féin and the SDLP. I have just learned that Daithí McKay and Declan O’Loan have co-written a letter to Sting asking him to sing “Every Breath You Take,” one of the Police’s biggest hits, as their special request for Junior Paisley. That’s not the half of it. They have re-worked the song’s lyrics so that they reflect Junior’s contribution towards improving the Public’s perception of Politicians. Not content with that, Daithí and Declan also want to join Sting on stage as backing singers. Would you believe it?

Fortunately, using the Back-channel, I have obtained a copy of the new lyrics which give a very fair reflection of the trust that Daithí and Declan place in Junior in his role as an MLA.

Re-worked Lyrics for: Every Breath You Take [McKay & O’Loan, copyright© 2008]

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every trick you try, we will spy
We'll be watching you
♫ ♫ ♪♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♪
Every stroke you pull
Every duck ‘n’ dive
Every attempt to skive
We'll be watching you
♫ ♫ ♪♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♪
Every time you meet Seymour
We’ll be at your door
To find out why
We'll be watching you
♫ ♫ ♪♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♪
Can't you see we are on your case?
Every sting you try
We will make you cry
Every smile you fake, every expenses claim you make
We'll be watching you
♫ ♫ ♪♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♪

Mark, this song has ‘hit’ written all over it. I think Daithí and Declan have a Number One on their hands.

Susie
Carryduff
29 March, 2008

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