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This week it's New York Fashion Week and a member of the audience arriving for the Blonds Spring 2012 fashion show.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. MuteJoe:
At the CERN fancy dress party the only person not to be dressed as a Hoggs Boson was Dr. Brian Cox, who'd come as a 1990's electro-pop keyboard player.
5. Valerie Ganne:
And the moral here is that tall models shouldn't walk under ceiling fans.
4. Woundedpride:
Yes, for the fifteenth time, I AM prepared for the digital switchover!
3. Clint75:
New York Fashion Week: The last place you'd expect Gaddafi to be.
2. SkarloeyLine:
America's nest-top model.
1. Rogueslr:
Following unauthorised use of her image, Scarlett Johansson was taking no chances when out shopping.
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At 12:52 15th Sep 2011, LaurenceLane wrote:Even the burqa wasn't safe from the fashionistas.
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At 12:52 15th Sep 2011, LaurenceLane wrote:Coco Chanel updates her Little Sack Dress.
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At 12:54 15th Sep 2011, Candace9839 wrote:When brunettes attack
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At 12:55 15th Sep 2011, Candace9839 wrote:We'll just see who has more fun actually
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At 12:56 15th Sep 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:One Chanel David Walliams hasn't swum ... yet
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At 12:56 15th Sep 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:Wear that? I should Coco!
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At 12:56 15th Sep 2011, Candace9839 wrote:I had bird's nest soup for lunch. Why do you ask?
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At 12:57 15th Sep 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Building flux capacitors has always been a hobby of mine.
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At 12:57 15th Sep 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:Hey! It's Twiggy.
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At 12:57 15th Sep 2011, Candace9839 wrote:I have my eye on you, Cynthia
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At 12:59 15th Sep 2011, Candace9839 wrote:One vegan's answer to the meat dress
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At 13:00 15th Sep 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Nobody expects the Fashion Police, madam.
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At 13:00 15th Sep 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:It's a typo - it's actually Essex Fashion Week
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At 13:00 15th Sep 2011, BaldoBingham wrote:Katie's face fell when she saw Elton was wearing the same outfit.
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At 13:00 15th Sep 2011, Gray Gable wrote:People will do anything to get in to the annual Dental Hygienists Ball..
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At 13:00 15th Sep 2011, Pitpony29 wrote:The devil wears Radar
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At 13:01 15th Sep 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:Hitting the bottle? This model had started hitting the barrel.
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At 13:01 15th Sep 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Run, it's the coppers!
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At 13:01 15th Sep 2011, Pitpony29 wrote:"Nice to see David Walliams out of that unflattering wetsuit."
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At 13:02 15th Sep 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:That's the last time I go on the NHS for a dental brace
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At 13:02 15th Sep 2011, Candace9839 wrote:I've got see and hear no evil covered, darling.
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At 13:03 15th Sep 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:The BBC brings back "The Woodentops ... Do Paris"
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At 13:03 15th Sep 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Does my bird look big in this?
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At 13:04 15th Sep 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:I was thinking of coming topless ... then it would have been the Bristol Chanel
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At 13:04 15th Sep 2011, BaldoBingham wrote:It was all going so well until someone switched on the electromagnet.
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At 13:04 15th Sep 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Hirsute couture
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At 13:05 15th Sep 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:Sarah Jessica Parker thought she'd be unrecognised in her disguise ... until she started whinnying
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At 13:05 15th Sep 2011, rogueslr wrote:So that's what a troll really looks like!
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At 13:06 15th Sep 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Never ever look at blue cheese under the microscope
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At 13:06 15th Sep 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:Harvey hadn't quite got a six-pack chest, but the barrel was a start
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At 13:07 15th Sep 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:How NOW brown cow!
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At 13:08 15th Sep 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:Dick van Dyke hadn't had time to change after clearing a nest out of a client's chimney
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At 13:08 15th Sep 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:The Olympic mascot that nearly was
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At 13:09 15th Sep 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:The latest celebrity to start his own fashion line is Stig of the Dump
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At 13:09 15th Sep 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:I'm Chaneling my inner fashionista
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At 13:10 15th Sep 2011, rogueslr wrote:Following unauthorised use of her image, Scarlett Johansson was taking no chances when out shopping.
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At 13:11 15th Sep 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:And this was the image the hackers got off your mobile, Minister...
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At 13:12 15th Sep 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:I know most of the outfit is tat, but the hat is a genuine Duchess of Cornwall
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At 13:12 15th Sep 2011, rogueslr wrote:The 'Bad Hair Day' was just the start of Sarah's nightmare.
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At 13:12 15th Sep 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Actually, I'm not a genune blonde - I'm just a thick brunette
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At 13:13 15th Sep 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Cher decides to surprise Chaz yet again
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At 13:13 15th Sep 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Trying to be incognito was Kim Cattrall from Twigs and the City
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At 13:14 15th Sep 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Well, I can definitely see which side Sir dresses
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At 13:14 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Quick, hand me a baby to go with these high stilettos
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At 13:15 15th Sep 2011, rogueslr wrote:On the plus side, she never had any problems getting a signal on her mobile.
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At 13:15 15th Sep 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:It most certainly IS a genuine Chanel
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At 13:15 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Wire you here?!
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At 13:16 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Just a little number I tossed on at the last moment
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At 13:16 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:The Borrowers' fashion fundraiser was going swimmingly
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At 13:17 15th Sep 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:And this is a little something my couturier threw together for me .. actually, that should be 'threw up'
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At 13:17 15th Sep 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Oat couture
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At 13:18 15th Sep 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:Nest à porter
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At 13:18 15th Sep 2011, rogueslr wrote:Neck rings had seemed like a good idea, until she lost weight.
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At 13:18 15th Sep 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Denis Healey has his eyebrows restyled
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At 13:19 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Asda's answer to Missoni...
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At 13:19 15th Sep 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:The Little Weed was upset at Bill and Ben being asked to go on the catwalk first
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At 13:20 15th Sep 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:BBC1 presents its new Saturday night fashion-sci-fi-gameshow: "Doctor Who Wants To Be A Milliner"
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At 13:21 15th Sep 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Mum - where's my brown Slinky got to?
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At 13:21 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Take that Mr Skinny Jeans
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At 13:22 15th Sep 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Bird's Nest Scoop
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At 13:22 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Princess Eugenie's next wedding hat
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At 13:23 15th Sep 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:Since publishing his memoirs, Alistair Darling sought to avoid being recognised in public.
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At 13:24 15th Sep 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:Pippa Middleton found it just didn't matter what sort of headgear she wore - everyone only looked at her bum
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At 13:24 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Ascot or bust
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At 13:25 15th Sep 2011, Raven Clare wrote:It's not a genuine Chanel? My God, I've been conned out of ten dollars.
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At 13:26 15th Sep 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:How BBC newsreaders dress when they're on the radio
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At 13:27 15th Sep 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:Ascot Ladyboys' Day
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At 13:27 15th Sep 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:New York Fashion - weak
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At 13:28 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Does my plumb look big in this?
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At 13:29 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:The pith and the pendulum
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At 13:29 15th Sep 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:Dress by Chanel ... Hair by Moulinex Acapulco Blender
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At 13:31 15th Sep 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:The blonde arrived at the 2012 Fashion Show, and apologised for being late as it was half-past eight
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At 13:32 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Voted best in show by the fly fishing delegation
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At 13:32 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Hair we go again
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At 13:33 15th Sep 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:That's just perfect for the runway - now get down to JFK International Airport straight away
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At 13:35 15th Sep 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:And the moral here is that tall models shouldn't walk under ceiling fans
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At 13:35 15th Sep 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:Jessica was a great fan of Chanel - in fact, she was a coconut
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At 13:36 15th Sep 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:Coco the Clown
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At 13:36 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:How many Blonds does it take to change a light bulb? Er, what light bulb?
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At 13:37 15th Sep 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:No, I said "Shouldn't Blonde be with an e," not "With a tree"
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At 13:39 15th Sep 2011, Pendragon wrote:You think I'm the Best Dressed? Wow! Usually I'm voted Best Undressed.
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At 13:41 15th Sep 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:I'm not blonde, I'm dyslexic - I thought the invitation said 2012 Fancy Dress Show
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At 13:42 15th Sep 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:How not to be seen after losing billions as a rogue trader
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At 13:43 15th Sep 2011, Reeve Burgess wrote:I asked you to wear antlers tonight, Darling, because, whenever we go out, you're always deer
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At 13:49 15th Sep 2011, bradmer wrote:Coco Chanel gets trolled!
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At 14:01 15th Sep 2011, Decoyman wrote:Oscar the Grouch gets a new look.
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At 14:23 15th Sep 2011, Reeve Burgess wrote:Edward Lear suddenly had an idea for a limerick
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At 14:25 15th Sep 2011, Pendragon wrote:Ah, here comes the waitress with the soup
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At 14:35 15th Sep 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:America's nest-top model
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At 15:13 15th Sep 2011, Reeve Burgess wrote:Kate Moss gets a job working Tuesday afternoons in her local Oxfam shop
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At 15:14 15th Sep 2011, Fi wrote:You've seen the "i-phone" and the "i-pad".
Now, here's Apple's answer to clothing technology...
...the "i-have nothing to wear"...
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At 15:14 15th Sep 2011, Fi wrote:More Coco the Clown than Coco Chanel...
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At 15:19 15th Sep 2011, Fi wrote:And now, the Blue Peter Collection...
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At 15:27 15th Sep 2011, Pendragon wrote:You look as if you've been dragged through a hedge backwards
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At 15:30 15th Sep 2011, Reeve Burgess wrote:I'm not saying you're stupid because you're blonde, Miss, but this is New Orleans
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At 15:41 15th Sep 2011, Reeve Burgess wrote:Of course she's a gate-crasher - she's still got bits of the gate on her head
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At 15:50 15th Sep 2011, JimmyG wrote:Pixar budget cuts were severely ruined the box office success of Monsters Inc. 2
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At 15:51 15th Sep 2011, JimmyG wrote:"Excuse me, Miss Gaga. The telephone..."
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At 15:51 15th Sep 2011, JimmyG wrote:"...and apparently she got here by motorbike!"
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At 15:53 15th Sep 2011, JimmyG wrote:Looking after the neighbour's dog had proved successful for Gabrielle.
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