Caption Competition
12:57 UK time, Friday, 4 February 2011
Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it's Chinese New Year celebrations in Beijing. It's the Lunar New Year of Rabbit.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Bradmer
Waiter, there's a hare in my troupe.
5. BeckySnow
Exercises at the Duracell bunnies retirement home
4. Ade
In a surprisingly gruesome ceremony, Beijing revellers celebrate Chinese Year of the Fox.
3. clint75
The new women-linesmen uniform was designed by Andy Gray.
2. leannespencer
Hugh Heffner's search for an Apprentice continues...
1. Vicky S
Suspicion grew that Mr and Mrs Bunny had deliberately ignored the One Child Policy.
The 
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At 12:53 3rd Feb 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Lapin it up
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At 12:54 3rd Feb 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:Loony New Year?
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At 12:56 3rd Feb 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Cabin staff protest against the new uniform for stewardesses on Hare China
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At 12:56 3rd Feb 2011, Gray Gable wrote:C’mon Farmer Brown, if you think yer hard enough..
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At 12:56 3rd Feb 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:Of course we're in Mensa - we all have a high Hare Queue
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At 12:58 3rd Feb 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:And, if we all stand outside the pub like this at closing-time, our husbands will soon stop drinking
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At 12:59 3rd Feb 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:Virgin Atlantic was not impressed with its purchase of a Chinese hare-line
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At 13:00 3rd Feb 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Hang on! There's this astrologist in America says it doesn't start for another month.
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At 13:02 3rd Feb 2011, johnc wrote:Watership Down, The Musical!
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At 13:02 3rd Feb 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:It would have made a good picture if all those kids hadn't put their fingers up behind our heads ...
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At 13:02 3rd Feb 2011, BeckySnow wrote:Blazin' Squad are back!
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At 13:03 3rd Feb 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:This year, Chas and Dave plan to make a comeback
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At 13:05 3rd Feb 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:The choreography was inspired by that disco-dancing guy in 'The Simpsons' - we're Rabbit Stu
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At 13:05 3rd Feb 2011, rogueslr wrote:Jack Rabbit Slims deny claims of side effects from dining there.
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At 13:06 3rd Feb 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:It's Bugs Bunny in Lunar Tunes!
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At 13:07 3rd Feb 2011, rogueslr wrote:Hare, the musical.
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At 13:08 3rd Feb 2011, Ade wrote:In a surprisingly gruesome ceremony, Beijing revellers celebrate Chinese Year of the Fox.
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At 13:09 3rd Feb 2011, rogueslr wrote:And in our new contest can you 'Spot the Louie Spence'?
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At 13:09 3rd Feb 2011, leannespencer wrote:Hugh Heffner's search for an Apprentice continues......
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At 13:10 3rd Feb 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:The Chinese Secret Service even bugs bunnies!
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At 13:11 3rd Feb 2011, BeckySnow wrote:Exercise classes at the Duracell bunnies retirement home.
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At 13:12 3rd Feb 2011, BaldoBingham wrote:OK girls, and now we see the fox, and we all recoil in horror.
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At 13:12 3rd Feb 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:The ceremony featured special guest Jordan as the Jugged Hare
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At 13:12 3rd Feb 2011, Candace9839 wrote:As conga lines went, this one would prove endless
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At 13:12 3rd Feb 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:Bugs Bunny Malone
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At 13:13 3rd Feb 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Are we having bun yet?
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At 13:13 3rd Feb 2011, Tremorman wrote:The dancing Bunnies, not really they were just standing on a red hot floor.
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At 13:13 3rd Feb 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:Chas 'n' Dave to score new production of A Chorus Line
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At 13:13 3rd Feb 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:Warren piece
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At 13:14 3rd Feb 2011, Pendragon wrote:The National Ballet of China presents the Dance of the Sugar Plum Furries
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At 13:14 3rd Feb 2011, Candace9839 wrote:No Fuddyduddies today, my friend.
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At 13:14 3rd Feb 2011, Tremorman wrote:It's true duracell lasts longer.
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At 13:14 3rd Feb 2011, Ecoraven wrote:After more than 20 years of advertising, the Duracell bunnies were looking a little jaded!
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At 13:15 3rd Feb 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Best in show wins a pair of bunny slippers
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At 13:17 3rd Feb 2011, Tremorman wrote:They would go better with a pastry jacket.
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At 13:17 3rd Feb 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:The Chinese love playing Musical Hares
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At 13:18 3rd Feb 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:We're looking for the white rabbit
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At 13:18 3rd Feb 2011, Tremorman wrote:Chinese new ears
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At 13:18 3rd Feb 2011, Pitpony29 wrote:Director: "No, I asked for a line of cheeky singing BARROW boys..."
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At 13:18 3rd Feb 2011, Whatever Next wrote:Andy Gray and Richard Keys were bitterly dissapointed with the "Bunny Girls" hired for their leaving party!
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At 13:19 3rd Feb 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Well, at first there were just two of us...
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At 13:20 3rd Feb 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Now when we say jump...
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At 13:20 3rd Feb 2011, Tremorman wrote:Keep them appart we have a big enough population as it is.
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At 13:20 3rd Feb 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:21 bun salute
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At 13:21 3rd Feb 2011, MuteJoe wrote:Donnie Darko gets its Beijing premiere.
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At 13:21 3rd Feb 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Next up the hokey cokey
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At 13:22 3rd Feb 2011, Pitpony29 wrote:"Are you sure Elton said he'd be in t'hutch?"
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At 13:22 3rd Feb 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:Unfortunately, in Japanese culture, it was the Year of Myxomatosis
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At 13:23 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Hare today gone tomorrow
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At 13:23 3rd Feb 2011, Pitpony29 wrote:Young cricket fans perform a post-Ashes tribute to the Australian batsmen.
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At 13:23 3rd Feb 2011, MuteJoe wrote:It's a receding hare line.
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At 13:24 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Now when I said be quick about it...
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At 13:24 3rd Feb 2011, BeckySnow wrote:Bit early for hot cross buns.
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At 13:24 3rd Feb 2011, Pendragon wrote:Our national breed is called the Chinachilla
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At 13:25 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:And then we're having Hasenpfeffer for lunch
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At 13:26 3rd Feb 2011, Tremorman wrote:Hare The musical
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At 13:27 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Meanwhile, a few miles back, the tortoises were gaining ground.
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At 13:29 3rd Feb 2011, Gray Gable wrote:Farmer Brown had had enough. Yes, fixed to the front of his bike was one massive headlight..
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At 13:29 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:And this is our lucky rabbit's foot
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At 13:30 3rd Feb 2011, Tremorman wrote:China's new Rabbit response team.
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At 13:32 3rd Feb 2011, MuteJoe wrote:Competitors warming up for the Beijing Marathon
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At 13:34 3rd Feb 2011, Pendragon wrote:Chinese people very religious - we're the Prayboy Bunnies!
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At 13:35 3rd Feb 2011, BeckySnow wrote:Beatrix Potter will be spinning in her grave....
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At 13:35 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Wascally wabbit finally gets wevenge
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At 13:36 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Elmer awoke in a cold sweat. It was that dream again.
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At 13:37 3rd Feb 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:Ann Summers' exports had had to be censored for the Chinese market.
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At 13:37 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:And we're all hopping down the bunny trail today
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At 13:38 3rd Feb 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:Of course we're merry - we've been drinking rabbit punch
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At 13:38 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:We only dance to hip hop music. Why do you ask?
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At 13:39 3rd Feb 2011, Pendragon wrote:Lee (rear left) began to wish he hadn't come as a carrot
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At 13:41 3rd Feb 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:I see the choreographer for the Lillehammer Winter Olympics has got a new job
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At 13:42 3rd Feb 2011, Jan Podsiadly wrote:Sadly the Chinese Bunny Girl tassel twirling show was not the exciting spectacle we all anticipated.
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At 13:42 3rd Feb 2011, Pendragon wrote:Oh yes, Len Goodman and Bruce Forsyth are national heroes
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At 13:43 3rd Feb 2011, MuteJoe wrote:Are you sure this is a bunny hop?
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At 13:44 3rd Feb 2011, caroline-m wrote:Models show off the new uniforms for the playboy club in Afghanistan
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At 13:46 3rd Feb 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:Pan's People unveil their routine to "Going Underground"
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At 13:47 3rd Feb 2011, BeckySnow wrote:Well I'm finding their routine severely wonton...
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At 13:48 3rd Feb 2011, BeckySnow wrote:In fact I think they must be a bit DIM and then SUM....
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At 13:50 3rd Feb 2011, Pendragon wrote:Strictly Bun Dancing was very popular in China
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At 13:51 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Take us to Mr Fibonacci now!
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At 13:51 3rd Feb 2011, Hugh McKinney wrote:The roll out of China's one child policy was less successful than anticipated.
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At 13:52 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:We need more sticks!
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At 13:52 3rd Feb 2011, BeckySnow wrote:The ladies at Royal Leamington Spa Bowling Club aren't going to like their away kit.
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At 13:52 3rd Feb 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:I don't mind delivering take-aways for the local restaurant - it's just the uniform I object to
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At 13:53 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:When the beagle's away...
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At 13:54 3rd Feb 2011, mbeng67 wrote:The Chinese Formation farting team show off their new year costumes.
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At 13:55 3rd Feb 2011, chocolatebunny1984 wrote:The Easter Bunny had been at it like rabbits
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At 13:56 3rd Feb 2011, Mike W wrote:To the embarrassment of the London Olympic organising committee, Beijing accurately forecasts the highlight of the 2012 Opening Ceremony.
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At 13:56 3rd Feb 2011, Woundedpride wrote:Mao Hare suit?
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At 13:57 3rd Feb 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:"Tranquility Base here, the Beagle has landed..."
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At 13:58 3rd Feb 2011, Woundedpride wrote:Celebrations were held in Beijing today to mark the achievement of the national carrot production quota...
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At 13:59 3rd Feb 2011, Mike wrote:"Chas 'n' Dave - The Movie" Auditions!
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At 13:59 3rd Feb 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:Then Prince Philip stepped forward to inspect the dancers : "And so you're a rabbit too, eh?"
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At 14:00 3rd Feb 2011, Mike wrote:BA cabin crew now vote to go on strike over the issue of new uniforms
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At 14:00 3rd Feb 2011, Tremorman wrote:Chinese sprinters deny taking performance enhancing drugs
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At 14:01 3rd Feb 2011, Woundedpride wrote:You should see the greyhounds.
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At 14:01 3rd Feb 2011, Polly S wrote:Mary Whitehouse v Hugh Heffner
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At 14:01 3rd Feb 2011, Presto West End wrote:Alice through the Kaleidoscope - Tim Burton puts his inimitable twist on the film sequel.
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At 14:02 3rd Feb 2011, Tremorman wrote:You just can't beat a Chinese takeaway.
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At 14:02 3rd Feb 2011, Polly S wrote:The Playboy Retirement Home annual outing
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