Your Letters
15:59 UK time, Wednesday, 23 December 2009
How does anybody find the time to write letters to Paper Monitor two days before Christmas? I certainly couldn't.
Rob Falconer, Llandough, Wales
I completely misread this and announced to the entire office my shock that Jimi Somerville was going to be presenting the news. At least the group rendition of Don't Leave Me This Way left everyone else feeling as sullied as I did.
Dan, Cambridge
NZ policewoman allows naked cycling - with helmet. Titter.
Adam, London, UK
Having just read Web Monitor's summary of the New York Times article on Pantomines, I followed the link to the article in question. I was amused to read that Henry Winkler, as Captain Hook, alludes to his past role as the Fonz: "(he) shifts his weight back, turns his palms up and intones, 'Heyyy', still the essence of cool after all these years." Er..."palms"? He's Captain Hook, isn't he? Something doesn't quite add up...
Martin, Bristol, UK
This would all have ended differently if they had been on Facebook.
Dick Hobbs, Tunbridge Wells
I'm pleased to see that, in the Christmas spirit, the courts have shown leniency to Boy George. Regardless of his crimes, allowing him to participate in Celebrity Big Brother would surely have constituted cruel and unusual punishment.
Edward Green, London
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