Your Letters
I'm not George W Bush either, can I have a Nobel Peace Prize?
Helene Parry, South Wales expat to Brentford
OK, so mostly I'm just sore at only getting 2/7 on the news quiz but Saturn has over 60 moons and there isn't a natural size cut-off that makes the number 30.
David Richerby, Leeds, UK
Monitor note: Grant yourself an extra point, my man.
Contender for quote of the day: Mark Davies, defending, said: "You know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with Spider-Man and two cross-dressing men" (Cage fighters' stag night web hit).
SS, Caernarfon, Wales, UK
Re a spotty dress speaking a thousand words (Paper Monitor). It did for Bill Clinton as well.
Candace, New Jersey, US
I note that the BBC has helpfully provided us with an article on the make and price of the dress worn by the Leader of the Opposition's wife. Also, the 1980s called; they'd like their thinly veiled sexism back.
Edward Green, London, UK