Your Letters
Peter Tong - whoever he may be - is evidently a wit. "We're getting ready for a huge mansion party... it's in Bovey. Tracey in Devon tipping us off on that..." is priceless. By the way Pete, there is a party at Pamber, so Heath says; another one at West, says Dean in Gloucesterhire; another looks to be on at Hampton, says Lucy from Warwickshire; and finally one at Chalfont St, according to Peter. Does Mr Tong have a brother Norton, by the way, in Shropshire?
Mark, Reading
What exciting news story was top of the 'Most e-mailed' list this morning? - "Thanks for your e-mail". I think someone's trying to test how many times something has to be e-mailed to get onto the list.
HB, London
A "Thanks for your e-mail" message at the top of the most e-mailed list? I spy the work of bored Higher Education students. Now there's a good use of expensive education. I am in awe.
Kevin, Derby
Matt from Manchester (Friday's letters ) has pointed out a Schrodinger's cat scenario; until you find the canoe you cannot tell whether the man has vanished or not.
Kate, London
Adam (from Belfast) and Rachel (Friday's letters)? It'll never last, she'll get Cold Feet.
Rik, Ferring, Essex
Don't stop this enjoyable item, please.
Pat, Port of Spain, Trinidad
Monitor: We won't.