John Bishop's Tweets from Hell

@sportrelief 28 Feb: He's done it! 185 miles to the sea. #BishopsHell

from Calais, Pas-de-Calais

@sportrelief 28 Feb: 1 MILE TO GO! #BishopsHell

@sportrelief 28 Feb: Broken light. Quick stop to fix and back on it. 10 miles to go to the seaside! #BishopsHell

@sportrelief 27 Feb: A sit down and a cup of tea for a clearly in pain and exhausted Bish. #BishopsHell

@sportrelief 27 Feb: Lot of pain across John's shoulders and neck and very little visibility on the road. He's still going though. Somehow. #BishopsHell

from Maninghem, Pas-de-Calais

@sportrelief 27 Feb: Lot of pain across John's shoulders and neck and very little visibility on the road. He's still going though. Somehow. #BishopsHell

from Maninghem, Pas-de-Calais

@sportrelief 27 Feb: Still 16 miles to go until a break - then another 26 miles to Calais. Rain and fog on these hills now too. Properly grim. #BishopsHell

from Rimboval, Pas-de-Calais

@sportrelief 27 Feb: Mmmm, so the latest eta in Calais is now 3.30am at this pace. Up at 6am to catch the tide for the row. #BishopsHell #ouch

from Vacqueriette-Erquières, Pas-de-Calais

@sportrelief 27 Feb: Right, time to get back in the saddle. Sore as. 65 miles til bed followed by a channel row. #BishopsHell

@ThisisDavina 27 Feb: just arrived on calais #BishopsHell

@sportrelief 27 Feb: The dinner stop has been achieved. Big effort that. Just 66 miles to the coast from here. #bishopshell

@sportrelief 27 Feb: Six miles until dinner and a dry off. Hard slog this. #bishopshell

@sportrelief 27 Feb: It's raining, the road is slippery, John has just sprung a puncture & the projected finish is now 2.30am #BishopsHell

@ChrisDJMoyles 27 Feb: Keep going @JohnBishop100. It's gonna be tough for the next few hours but you can do it. @sportrelief

@sportrelief 27 Feb: Scores on the doors. 80 miles done, 100 more to go. Yikes. Light is beginning to fade. #BishopsHell

from Monsures, Somme

@sportrelief 27 Feb: John on the physio's table. As things stand he is due to reach the coast at 2am

@LucasandWalliams 27 Feb: Good luck to @JohnBishop100 for the @sportrelief triathlon. Please donate £5 to Sport Relief by texting 'HELP' to 70005 #BishopsHell

@sportrelief 27 Feb: Sore neck and shoulder after that stint. Long way to go!

@sportrelief 27 Feb: First stop. 30 miles covered in 2hrs 19 - av speed 13.3 mph. Just 160 odd to go. good start despite the fall.

from Saint-Ouen-l'Aumône, Val-d'Oise

@sportrelief 27 Feb: A fall. John couldn't get his feet out of the pedal cleats quick enough at traffic lights & hit the deck

from Auvers-sur-Oise, Val-d'Oise

@MarkCavendish 27 Feb: Good luck to @JohnBishop100 & the crew starting their 5day challenge for @sportrelief in Paris today. Cycling, rowing, running. #nuts

@sportrelief 27 Feb: Traffic is fierce. Lucky he has someone with a tad of experience to help him for the 1st mile or 2 @chris_boardman.

@sportrelief 27 Feb: Traffic a nightmare. It's like the Italian job this. Except in France. And on a bike.

from Levallois-Perret, Hauts-de-Seine

@Chrishoy 27 Feb: All the very best to @JohnBishop100 for his amazing @sportrelief 5day cycle/row/run challenge starting today!

@JohnBishop100, 26 Feb: Here is something scary BT have made for the @sportrelief challenge. Do I really look that bad?

@JohnBishop100, 25 Feb: In London for match and @CHRISDJMOYLES party. Taking it easy for last days of rest before @sportrelief kicks off

@JohnBishop100, 21 Feb: The issue is we want to row from Fr to Eng and they won't let us. @sportrelief @ThisisDavina and @flintoff11 all over twitter. #letthemrow

@JohnBishop100, 21 Feb: This is the crew today - who wouldn't want to be in a small boat with this lot ?

@JohnBishop100, 20 Feb: A @sportrelief training row tomorrow and my bum will be on this sheepskin rug from @ThisisDavina. My a*se can't wait!

@JohnBishop100, 18 Feb: You know training has taken over your life in a negative way when a friend sends you this in the post!!!

@JohnBishop100, 15 Feb: Not something I think will be a problem on the @sportrelief challenge unless France has changed a lot since I was there

@JohnBishop100, 14 Feb: In Cape Town training in the warm. Fantastic bike ride but spoke broke and back wheel buckled- I am too big. In Hout Bay waiting for a taxi!

@JohnBishop100, 9 Feb: Angry chaffing now cooling-thats a sentence I never thought I would write! Post marathon hunger hit-early start so got to sleep - Night :)

@JohnBishop100, 8 Feb: Running a marathon distance around Liverpool tomorrow - route not decided but wave if you see me-I will have a red face moving slowly !

@JohnBishop100, 7 Feb: 90 minute row-would be boring if it wasnt for Jo Whilley on R2, not sure I appreciate the organ show afterwards as much.

@JohnBishop100, 6 Feb: On 27 Feb, I’ll try to cycle, row and run 290 miles from Paris to London in just 5 days for @sportrelief. Am I mad? #BishopsHell